With that in mind ^^^
The U.S.S. Outsourced to India
Opens subspace communications
"This is Captain John Smith, I'd like to talk to the captain of the Outsourced to In--"
"Hello, welcome to Subspace Comminications. For English, press one or say 'English'. For Klingon, press two. For Spanish, press three. For--"
"English."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. For English--"
"English! I'm speaking English!"
"I'm sorry, I can't quite understand you. for English--"
"GODDAMN ENGLISH!!!"
"Okay. To reach a ship in your quadrant, please enter your subspace coordinates now."
"No. Not what I want."
"Okay. Let me try again. To reach a ship--"
"Operator."
"Do you say Replicator?"
"Operator."
"To hear the extensive main menu--"
"OPERATOR!!!!"
"Okay, let me transfer you to a subspace operator representative. Your wait time is: FIVE HOURS."
"Goddamnit!"
FIVE HOURS LATER...
Federation muzak music plays
"Please hold for the subspace operator representative."
"About time."
"Hello, my name is Tzsllnvtinbdx, howcanihelpyou?"
"What?"
"Hello, my name is Tzsllnvtinbdx, howcanihelpyou?"
"Can you possibly say that slower and without a thick India XIII accent?"
"Yeslpyxhgghaharo?"
"FUCK!"
