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ST:VGR Caption Contst #231: In the Flesh

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Welcome to the 231st Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest. :)

This contest will feature pictures from the 5th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: In the Flesh

But first, here are the winners of the last contest:

Best Fart Joke goes to the @Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come with:
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The most respected scientists in the galaxy said it couldn't be done.
And then, one day, B'elanna Torres from the UFP successfully captured a Klingon fart inside a force-field. Q'pla!

@Qonundrum wins the highly coveted Outstanding Achievement in Photoshop Award with:

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@I Played My Lute For Him wins Third Prize with:

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The Doctor: (offscreen): "I said I need plaster of Paris, not plastered Paris!"
Tom: "Too (hic!) late..."

Second Prize goes to @Leviathan with:

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Janeway: Who keeps leaving this tree on the bridge?


And the winner is @Qonundrum with:

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The extreme risk is if there's no chlorine in that simulated water...


Here're th' new pictures:
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Yay! New pix. And congratulations to this contest's winners.

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JANEWAY: "Yeah, this has to be a fake. No way in a million years Starfleet would admit a Ferengi."

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SEVEN: "Does Captain Janeway know that you're cosplaying as her?"
 
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Janeway: "What's he suffering from, doctor?"

Doctor: "CGI. It looks remarkably painful."


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7 of 9: "And the all the blue sections indicate areas of the ship I have turned down the advances of Commander Chacotay."
 
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CHAKOTAY: "I'm sorry, captain. Every replicator pattern for coffee has been deleted irrevocably from Voyager's database."

TUVOK: "Having delivered the bad news, it would now be logical to run."

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Tuvok decides to gain another promotion by pickpocketing an unsuspecting fellow officer's rank pips...

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EMH: "My plan to use genetic engineering techniques to replicate the Terran lifeform known as 'Neanderthal Man' have yielded... interesting results."
JANEWAY: "Doctor, exactly how long have your ethical subroutines been offline?"

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CHAKOTAY: "Is everything all right, captain? You seem preoccupied."
JANEWAY: "Just wondering if my salamander babies are all right."
NEELIX: "What's this?"
JANEWAY: "It's a new Delta Quadrant lifeform we've discovered... it's got seeds and chlorophyll, so it's obviously a plant of some sort, but it's sentient and bipedal."
NEELIX: "Looks like some sort of... odd radish."
 
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Lt. Peltzer, your story is illogical. There is no "midnight" in space.
 
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Party clothes: provided by Starfleet. Party food: replicated. Realizing that this was all just a ruse to trap you in the same room so the Borg can (re)assimilate you all in one fell swoop: priceless.
 
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Janeway: "How do you all like my new hairdo? I modeled it after the Ferengi butthead curtain thing."

Tuvok: "So, poop buns are out now?"
 
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Seven: You're not fooling anyone with that disguise. You're a member of Species Final Five Cylons Ms. Tigh.
 
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Chakotay: Have you come to astrometrics to find a way to outsmart this week's antagonist, captain?
Janeway: Nah, we have our crew for that. Harry, Seven and B'Elanna will figure something out. I'm just really, really, really bored and this is a nice viewscreen.
 
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Janeway: "It's very lifelike, Doctor, but I just can't see designating a section of the ship as a wax museum."
Doctor: "I see...would a cut of the profits be enough to sway you?"
 
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