What would happen if an ork spore from Warhammer 40k ended up on Qo'noS?

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  1. Unimatrix Q

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    What would the Klingons and Ork think of each other, what would happen and what would their interactions be like if an ork spore somehow landed on Qo'noS during the

    1. 22nd century

    2. 23rd century

    3. 24th century ?

    Another interesting point, what do you think happens when the Orks learn about Kahless and the other myth that the Klingons have killed their gods?
     
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    She'd be a wagon
     
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    Alec Peters would pretend to make a movie, and collect and waste a million $$. :techman:
     
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    That's his grandmother!

    Come on, man.
     
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    They'd drink bloodwine and stab each other?
     
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    Ding! Ding !Ding! Ding! Ding!

    No more calls, we have a winner!
     
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    They are good with a side of gagh? :shrug:
     
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    Chaos beyond all human comprehension would ensue, I'd wager.
     
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    Dog and cats living together.

    Mass hysteria!
     
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    Since Trek is an American show and the Orkses iz 'oomie football 'ooliganz turned up ta... umm, wat we can countz on bof 'andz plus wun, I would imagine subtitles would be needed. In universe, the translator might struggle.
     
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    Holographic subtitles for the Deaf, that only the Deaf can see?
     
  13. Unimatrix Q

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    1. Species 8472

    2. The Borg

    3. The Terran Empire

    4. The Dominion

    5. The United Federation of Planets

    6. The Klingon Empire

    I'm not talking about thriving but simply surviving. For how long and how would they try to adapt to the 40kverse, if they and their planets were put there with

    1. no time to prepare themselves (no information about the verse)

    2. a preparation time of a year (They'll be getting all the possible information about their new home to use during this year)

    3. A preparation time of a decade (Again, they'll be getting all the information about their new home to use during this time)
     
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    Now, the ships look more like something Ori monks would ride from SG1
     
  15. 1001001

    1001001 Serial Canon Violator Moderator

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    Yeah, so...I don't think we need two of these threads, especially since the first one didn't actually generate any discussion.

    I'll merge this with the other one and it can be the Official Star Trek/Warhammer (whatever the hell that is) thread.
     
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

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    That's pretty much what day-to-day life in W40K already IS.
     
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  17. Unimatrix Q

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    Who? The Klingons or the Orks? ;)
     
  18. Mr. Laser Beam

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    I highly doubt the Klingons would think much of the Orks.

    Orks don't fight for any particular reason. They just do it because they enjoy it. They literally don't care who they fight, as long as it's somebody. They have no concept of honor or loyalty. Why would the Klingons respect creatures like that?
     
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    UOTE="Mr. Laser Beam, post: 13772279, member: 4374"]I highly doubt the Klingons would think much of the Orks.

    Orks don't fight for any particular reason. They just do it because they enjoy it. They literally don't care who they fight, as long as it's somebody. They have no concept of honor or loyalty. Why would the Klingons respect creatures like that?[/QUOTE]

    I remember reading somewhere in a discussion a quote from a novel of an Ork talking about honor, but i'm not sure where it was.
     
  20. matthunter

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    Worf claimed the overthrow of the military leadership on Cardassia was simply an excuse that "has given my people a chance what they were born to do - to fight."

    Orkses iz made fur fightin' an' winnin'.

    Klingons just dress it up a bit more, at least the higher-ups. Remember Kurn trying to convince Worf to relax and enjoy himself during the Klingon Civil War? A hall of feasting and drinking warriors, all of whom likely tried to kill each other earlier that day, having fun singing and headbutting each other?
     
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