Had Nemesis been successful, what do you think ST XI would've been like?

That short was better than 75% of the TNG movies and 33% of the TOS movies.


For a next Star Trek after Nemesis, I would have liked a story where although not everyone was "together" they could be all there. For example, Picard is now an ambassador to a the Tamarians or a new race, Riker and the Titan would be taking him to their space for a mission, they soon find the others have a serious problem and Picard is the vital link for opening communications between peoples so the Titan can stop the problem and create a lasting peace. Worf can show up in one scene consulting the Klingons, Troi is on the Titan. Beverly can be back at Starfleet Medical, Geordi is in command of his own ship and he comes in toward the last half to help out, he having used the copy of Data in B4 to download and Data is Geordi's ship's computer, maybe that's too much like Knight Rider, but I'd like that better than what we got, nothing.

 

That looks like a much better idea than using the Kelvin Timeline.

 

Isn't that reminiscent of "All Good Things..."? The future part.

 

An "all the crews" movie feels like a no brainer in this era of mega-crossover superhero movies. But I suspect back in the early noughts, the idea that a movie would pick and choose a few characters from all the then-defunct spin-offs and throw them at a movie together probably felt the complete opposite of epic; it probably felt like a lacklustre idea thought up by a production team that had nothing left in the bank. Given the Trek movies had miserable budgets at the time (as compared to most movies of their type), one can't help imagining the Paramount exec reading such an outline and thinking, "well, that's scraping the bottom of the barrel" and passing. Which is probably exactly what happened.

 

Wonder if Nimoy would've considered a small role similar to ST09 in an Avengers style crossover movie back then? (providing he wasn't asked to just stand there and say 'fascinating' a few times lol). along with a pick and mix of the other crews (even ENT) maybe about 8 main characters in total (Picard, Data, Worf, OBrian, Janeway, Seven, Archer, Tpol) and a few cameos from rest (whoever was content with just an 'aye sir' walk on part in the background) in something like the Bring Back Kirk fan trailer (but without Kirk - unless bringing back Kirk would be one of the main plot points)

 

[SIZE=5]Star Trek:Why Not[/SIZE]



Written By:CDP
The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a swimming gala. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are auditioning for strictly come dancing. During this scene, Picard complains about not getting enough sex.

There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must go to the green room. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data wears a clown nose.

This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving a fight in the holodeck with Mohammed Ali! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finally finds out that that the film is a cash cow, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Moriarty, though this person doesn't really help anything.

Then, Mr Jingles, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Mr Jingles is not REALLY that bad, because this villian is a figment of Picard's imagination.

The crew then learns that Pluto is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!

While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Yellow Submarine.' The audience groans.

A little later, Worf got drunk and somebody shave off his eybrow. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, wanders the ship aimlessly.

A little later, Geordi steps in dog shit. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the Bronx. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, Picard tours the exterior of the Enterprise in a travel pod. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Wanksplash!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.

Finally, the crew discovers that Mr Jingles has a Can Opener! This makes the situation very dangerous!

In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog!' ...even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Mr Jingles, Worf does stand up comedy at the Apollo. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Mr Jingles.

Soon, Riker shoots at a passing Japanese tourist. But this doesn't help anything.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called Terry. Almost defeated, Mr Jingles, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his Can Opener! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Mr Jingles by talking him to death. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily a redshirt saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with not getting enough sex. Picard then gives a speech about the life and times of William Shakespear.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.



THE END
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Always good for a laugh

 

maybe something more lighter but with darker undertones. depending on when it would be released maybe patrick stewart's new pal seth macfarlane has a crack at writing a script.