Right now I am sitting in my chair with my feet proped up. Not one inch of my human body is touching the floor and even if I got up I would be inside my home and thus would not be touching actual human soil. At best you can say is I am currently being proped up into the earth's atmosphere. What are some unusual ways to describe what you are currently doing that seems wrong but is still true if only you look at it from a different perspective? Jason
I am totally naked under all my clothes. It seems that people like to cut off plant genitalia and display them in vases for sensory gratification. To prove their worthiness, many men expend enormous time, money and effort to find breeding partners who might well eventually screw them over financially but who might in the meantime spawn a brood of surley, ungrateful rugrats who also screw them over financially. Oh, and is Laboritoire Garnier a real laboratory?
There exist men who bypass the evolutionary middle man and literally get off on handing their money to strangers. Not as a means to an end, but a fetish in its own right. Strange but true. In my case I have about 37 pence I found down the back of the sofa, might just give it to charity however....
^St Francis of Assisi was an odd fish that the comfortably rich elders of the RC church chose to tolerate rather than have put to death for setting a precedent that they might be expected to follow. Giordano Bruno wasn't so lucky.
I am a mobile, if now ambulatory, reef of some 37 trillion cells, of which no more than approximately 100 billion choose to believe that the whole organism is a single entity with free will while deluding itself that its limited remaining available time on earth is well spent typing random stuff in here. Doesn't seem very democratic when I reflect on it.
I need to mention that I am dying. I am 41 years old so I at best might only have 40 to 50 years of life left in me. I got my diagnois when I was a kid from my step brother. Jason
I would nitpick that the atmosphere is still part of the planet and therefore the initial statement is not correct. In the meantime I spend a lot of money on biological products I feed to microbial organisms after dumping them into acid so those organisms generate energy for my Braaaain!
I am a God to everyone under the age of 41. By performing my function in the liner nature of our timeline It allowed the universe around me to take shape in the way it did that led to the creation of all life on the planet in the those years that has happened since I was born. Jason
That which this delusional construct chooses to call I, me , myself and which "chose" to click Post Reply instead of not bothering probably due to some collection of brain cells performing an effective coin toss against another set of cells whose behaviour patterns represent doing more existentially fullfilling things. Trouble is the second group is rather lazy at coming up with alternate choices.
Perhaps they feel disenchanted with the illusions and lies of mundane reality and seek solace in passive acceptance of the whims of a vocal minority? In which instance the original statement would stand verbatim, he is not "on" planet earth, he is "in" or "amongst" it, although the phrase "no longer" poses a few difficulties.....
Posting here requires far less effort than changing the world for the better. But then this reef is old and physically knackered - "I" won't go into details.
Posting here might well change the world for the better if it alters the orientation of various sub collectives of micro organisms forming the so called "facial" aspects of other, more typically pro active, reef like collectives in a manner commonly communicated as a smile, thus motivating their collective decision making processes to engage with the outside world in a socially positive manner.
Constructing positive, altruistic social interaction is all about propagating the correct memes rather than the phantasmagorical me, me, mes? A tonic for the tropes?
Isn't valuing online discourse over taking tangible action the essence of the complaint we are all SJWs? Own the insult
Owned and pwned. Being an active participant is difficult when you're actively dealing with some of your myriad constellations of cells choosing to lie between Gemini and Leo. One battle at a time.