TNG Caption This! #371: In Before the Lock!

[Triskelion]

Riker: Give me an Adam and Eve on a soliton wave, a gobfly in a spatial anomaly, a Frenchman's delight with a Harry Mudd in the alley, a bowl of red matter and targ biscuits hold the space dust!
Data: Why do they always seat me next to the kitchen?

Worf: Sir, my old Russian mother called. She wants her toilet cozy back.

Quinn: No Whammies!
Geordi: I hate Space Win Lose or Draw!

Picard: I don't know why she has to schedule all our spatial enemas for the same time. Or why they are even necessary.

Picard: Erm, I'm sorry I called you Skeletor in your holodeck training program, Worf. You were clearly playing He-Man.
Worf: The other guy's face was a skull!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard (knocks on door): "This is your captain! Can I get you anything?"
Voice from behind door: "You skipped all your 'Command' classes at the Academy, didn't you."

Picard: "This set is atrocious! I say we leave it immediately and never return!"
LaForge: "Hear, hear!"

 

[Mojochi]

Data: Apparently, some people still have not gotten the message that I "Have" the bridge whenever I damn well want it

Worf: I'm sorry Sir, No one has entered the Salsa dancing contest again this year.

All Levar asked Gene was "Isn't it a bit reckless to have kids aboard the Enterprise for a long-term mission into the unknown?" It wasn't received well

Picard: Urine sample means you too Wil.

Picard: I'm sorry Beverly. When I said engage, I didn't mean you, I meant the ship... Wait... Not to be engaged to the ship, for the ship's engines to eng... Ahhh screw it

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "Oh hell no!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

side note, non-caption-related: What exactly the hell IS this room? And what episode?

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Knock knock, LeadHeadh, this is saturday.

WORF: At least, Leadhead didn't take a picture that makes your ass look big, sir.

 

[Finn]

PICARD: Knock knock, LeadHeadh, this is saturday.

Beverly: He'll be right outside tonight or maybe tomorrow

 

[LeadHead]

PICARD: Knock knock, LeadHeadh, this is saturday.

Beverly: He'll be right outside tonight or maybe tomorrow

LeadHead: Who's LeadHeadh? Anyhoo, having some internet funny business. Finn/Beverly's analysis of the situation is quite accurate.

 

[Mojochi]

side note, non-caption-related: What exactly the hell IS this room? And what episode?

I believe It's the containment field room in sickbay that is holding the "Ugly Bags of Mostly Water" Aliens from Homesoil. Beverly is evacuating everyone because they can no longer contain it

 

[tharpdevenport]

Is that a case of a room being specially created for the episode, or can one actually find it in the blueprints for the ship (I remember when you could buy the blueprints in book stores -- talk about the funny looks a guy must have gotten from the check out girls).

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: So who's Nurse Fun Bags of Mostly Silicon?
Crusher: Fired, that's who!

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Damn, I need to find a pseudo-uniform for the boy, those sillicons creatures can't stop to laugh at his stupid rainbow-lined shirt...what the Klingons would say?

 

[LeadHead]

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