Justin Bieber's Song Saves Russian Man from Bear attack.

[JirinPanthosa]

Ok, so here's my plan. We declare a cease-maul with the bears. We stop poaching them and they stop eating us. Then we negotiate a treaty, permanently banning Justin Bieber warfare. And they offer an official apology for Timothy Treadwell.

As a final act of solidarity between human and bear, we offer up Justin Bieber to the bear king, to be the last human ever eaten by a bear.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

What about that bi-pedal bear in Jersey, does he get special dispensation for his injuries?

You start a precedent and see what happens.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

My seven-year-old niece will love this. She hates Justin Bieber.

What does she listen to?

Kids Bop things, whatever I'm listening to on the local radio station... classical if I'm playing that... Country.

 

[Shaka Zulu]

My seven-year-old niece will love this. She hates Justin Bieber.

What does she listen to?

Kids Bop things, whatever I'm listening to on the local radio station... classical if I'm playing that... Country.

When she gets a bit older, she can listen to bands/artists that aren't Justin Bieber and Co. like these:

Arcade Fire

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo[/yt]

Broken Social Scene

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9McW-by7A[/yt]

Feist

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPkKacaGaGY[/yt]

For an overview of similar kinds of music, these sources are good:

Exclaim!

AUX TV

Triple J (Aussie version of the BBC's Radio One and Two)

 

[scotpens]

Who knew bears had such great taste.

This one was obviously smarter than the average bear.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

We declare a cease-maul with the bears.

And perhaps get these guys to perform a benefit concert:

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfd8EcmFAZU[/yt]