That's hilarious. They must have let anybody off the street write for those shows.The latest radio Batman insanity, from "Batman's Great Mystery" in February 1948:
Clark Kent is trying to convince Inspector Henderson that Batman has been replaced with an impostor, imprisoned or killed by a man who lured him into a trap by threatening to expose his greatest secret -- though Clark won't tell Henderson what that secret is, because of course Batman's true identity as Bruce Wayne must be protected at all costs.
But Kent has a plan to expose the impostor, and asks Henderson: "Do you have Batman's fingerprints on file?"
"Why, sure, but we'd need someone close to him to file a formal complaint before we could check them."
"Robin could do that! Let's go out to their house now!"
What is... I don't even...
Just goes to show, just because you write some dialog and make it fit a time slot it don't mean you're a writer.
