Fart at France! event - Juy 20th 2014

[KaineMorrison]

Fart at France! event - July 20th 2014

LETS MAKE SOME NOISE

So the grand plan is to become noisy neighbours but on an international scale.....sounds cool eh. Can WE make a noise in england that is herd in france? there are reports that in the war people could hear shelling in Normandy but that was 75ish years ago so is the modern brit up to the challenge.​

THIS IS THE LOUDEST THING I OWN

The pulse jet is a wonderful thing, its simplicity is its best strength. As an engine its not great as most of the energy is wasted on heat and noise but for this task its that noise we need.​

THE PLAN

With some pulse jets noise kinda resembling a strained prolonged fart i suggest we build the biggest jet ive ever built and house it behind a giant butt, point it towards France on the 20th of july and hope some un-expecting frenchman laying on calais bench chuffs on his onion ice cream at the racket coming across the water fromAngleterre.​

To Help Email fartatfrance@yahoo.co.uk

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HOW YOU CAN HELP

As these are our neighbours not just mine i'd like as much as the materials as possible to come from the british public then it feel a more national fart not just some fool from stamford haha. So you can help with anything from the list below just email me at fartatfrance@yahoo.co.uk


Stainless steel sheet
6" stainless 90* bends
Use of a slip roll
Short length of 6" stainless pipe


Any steel for Skeleton of butt and holding the gas cylinders i,m thinking 1" box section and lots of rebar/6-10mm rod etc, any condition even if its all rusty its all good.
Pink/skin couloured clothe, so like old pillow cases duvet covers curtains anything thats skin couloured.


And last do you own a piece of the dover coast say a field we can park the butt in and let rip.


Also if you have anything thats not on the list that you think would be useful please let me know. In the meantime share this story tell people tweet Facebook and spread the word the british are coming.


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Email fartatfrance@yahoo.co.uk

Video explaining the Event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HBj9KAPVGqs

Update #1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yb6nOlhZOsQ

Update #2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NrYL49FI0L0


Colin Furze is awesome!

 

[Davros]

A sigh is just a breath of air that come up from the heart, but when that air takes a downward course, it's oft times called a fart. - Ben Franklin

 

[Roshi]

 

[Melakon]

Is it even possible to keep a cloud of noxious fumes intact long enough to cross the English Channel?

 

[Pingfah]

At least edit all the tags out.

Do people not even look at what they have posted after hitting submit?

 

[Gov Kodos]

At least edit all the tags out.

Do people not even look at what they have posted after hitting submit?

No