Computer, if that's Admiral Necheyev tell her I'm out with an Andorian supermodel and she bought me a cool leather jacket!
Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!
- Thread starter LeadHead
- Start date
- Status
Computer, if that's Admiral Necheyev tell her I'm out with an Andorian supermodel and she bought me a cool leather jacket!
COMPUTER: Incoming call from the Klingon Empire! Incoming call from the Klingon Empire! Incoming call from the Klingon Empire!
PICARD: Ah crap! What is it this time? They accidentally blown up another moon? They once again killed their Chancellor? Their geneticians created another deadly virus?
Captain's Log. I'm getting tired of those daily breakfast chats with Beverly via subspace. It has been over ten years for goodness' sake!
Picard(thinking): "I'd like to masturbate, but I had WAY too much Romulan ale in the last caption contest-and the computer is way over there..."
Staring up the skirt of the 50ft Woman from Alpha Gamma III. Sulu is both shocked...and disappointed.
i watched this movie many times its a great one..
ALL 3 OF THEM: Ooooooooh, my!
SULU: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
Sulu: Second star to the right and straight on till morning!
Henchman: Sir, the odds of him not stealing your best lines are approximately 3720 to 1!
Sulu: Never tell me the odds.
Computer: Air scrubbers at maximum.
Picard: It was the sofa.
PICARD: Great, they remove me my casual captain's jacket and now they ruin my naps.
BEVERLY: Hey Geordi, I was searching somebody to share some coffee and croissants.
LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.
- Status
Similar threads
- Locked
