Movies Caption Contest #243: In your face!

[Triskelion]

Computer, if that's Admiral Necheyev tell her I'm out with an Andorian supermodel and she bought me a cool leather jacket!

 

[Armored Saint]

COMPUTER: Incoming call from the Klingon Empire! Incoming call from the Klingon Empire! Incoming call from the Klingon Empire!
PICARD: Ah crap! What is it this time? They accidentally blown up another moon? They once again killed their Chancellor? Their geneticians created another deadly virus?

 

[Finn]

Captain's Log. I'm getting tired of those daily breakfast chats with Beverly via subspace. It has been over ten years for goodness' sake!

 

[Mistral]

Picard(thinking): "I'd like to masturbate, but I had WAY too much Romulan ale in the last caption contest-and the computer is way over there..."

 

[Mistral]

Staring up the skirt of the 50ft Woman from Alpha Gamma III. Sulu is both shocked...and disappointed.

 

[devnetworking]

i watched this movie many times its a great one..

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

ALL 3 OF THEM: Ooooooooh, my!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

 

[Triskelion]

Sulu: Second star to the right and straight on till morning!
Henchman: Sir, the odds of him not stealing your best lines are approximately 3720 to 1!
Sulu: Never tell me the odds.

 

[T'Girl]

Captor (os): "They rub the lotion on the skin."

 

[Triskelion]

Computer: Air scrubbers at maximum.
Picard: It was the sofa.

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Great, they remove me my casual captain's jacket and now they ruin my naps.

 

[Armored Saint]

BEVERLY: Hey Geordi, I was searching somebody to share some coffee and croissants.

 

[Armored Saint]

LEADHEAD: Fuck that, I continue my nap.

 

[LeadHead]

Wow, sorry I've been way late on this one, will try and get to it this weekend.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!