list of boyfriend rules

[Amaris]

Just for the record, I do not weed out anyone looking for sex, hugs, massages, a cozy and intimate dinner, or a trip to the car wash.

 

[lurok]

Slut

Mutual kissing on a first date is great. Can make all the difference re: a second date.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Just for the record, I do not weed out anyone looking for sex, hugs, massages, a cozy and intimate dinner, or a trip to the car wash.

Slut

In Swedish, slut means the end. So, for J the above is the goal.

 

[Amaris]

Language is beautiful.

 

[lurok]

Language is indeed beautiful...and sooo beguiling and seductive

 

[Amaris]

Language is indeed beautiful...and sooo beguiling and seductive

It is interesting to see what physical and lingual heights one's tongue can take oneself when engaging with a partner or partners.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Language is indeed beautiful...and sooo beguiling and seductive

It is interesting to see what physical and lingual heights one's tongue can take oneself when engaging with a partner or partners.

Oh, you sexy beast.

 

[Mary Ann]

Language is indeed beautiful...and sooo beguiling and seductive

So's your avatar. I love a man with a large, steaming Earl Grey.

 

[Pingfah]

Earl Grey tea is disgusting. It's like drinking perfume.

 

[Emher]

Language is indeed beautiful...and sooo beguiling and seductive

It is interesting to see what physical and lingual heights one's tongue can take oneself when engaging with a partner or partners.

Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?

 

[Stoo]

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to weed out someone who was only in it for the sex.

not everyone finds that sort of arrangement particularly appealing?

 

[Tora Ziyal]

^ Exactly.

 

[thestrangequark]

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to weed out someone who was only in it for the sex.

not everyone finds that sort of arrangement particularly appealing?

Ah. Because that was definitely not a rhetorical question posted for humorous effect.

 

[Kestra]

I actually didn't read that as a joke and was surprised by your post as well.

 

[thestrangequark]

^Seriously? I guess the sarcastrophe needs to make a comeback...I thought it was fairly obvious!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hey wait a minute, I'm the one who's supposed to take everything seriously! Guess I'm not so quick on the uptake after all...

 

[Kestra]

Ooh what is the sarcastrophe?

Stoo kisses on the first date anyway, so I don't know why he's pretending he's in it for something else.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want to weed out someone who was only in it for the sex.

not everyone finds that sort of arrangement particularly appealing?

Ah. Because that was definitely not a rhetorical question posted for humorous effect.

I actually didn't read that as a joke and was surprised by your post as well.

^Seriously? I guess the sarcastrophe needs to make a comeback...I thought it was fairly obvious!

Not that obvious. I wasn't sure how serious you were.

Love "sarcastrophe"!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Sarcastrophe. That's almost a...pun???

 

[thestrangequark]

Ooh what is the sarcastrophe?

It's one if the proposed irony punctuations! Which I think would be delightful, and obviously useful. I'm still a bit baffled as to how anyone could have taken that remark seriously!