DS9 Caption Context 87: Station of Looooooove

[2takesfrakes]

"True Yesterday. True Today. True Tomorrow: The Internet is for Porn."

 

[Armored Saint]

WOMAN (THINKING): Is he relly gonna to use his Changeling abilities to play piano or will he instead grab my boobs?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ODO: I'd love to help, but I just did my nails.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Nog: to Jake "Don't worry, I got this." to girl "This isn't what it looks like, we're just gay."
Jake: "We're gay? We're not gay. Where'd you learn that anyway Nog?"
Nog: "Common English slang of the 1920s. Did I say it wrong or something?"

Garak: "I almost dread to ask this my dear, but... Is there something in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Dax: "I'm so hot for you right now, that all six of my nipples are tingling?"
Lenara: "What?"
Dax: "Would you believe that one of my past hosts was a creature evolved from a domestic cat?"

Odo: "Just like that!"

O'Brien: "That wasn't in the history books..."
Bashir: "What?"
O'Brien: "The lifts on Kirk's Enterprise had 'Love in an Elevator' by Aerosmith piped through them at all times."

Kira: "Creepiest roleplaying idea, ever!"
Bareil: "You don't wanna do it?"
Kira: "Let's not be hasty..."

 

[Smellincoffee]

24 hour warning! Tomorrow I'll decide winners and post a new set.

Welcome to the team Smellincoffee!

Thanks! Do we get a special subforum?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Intendant: All right, love, ready to play Good Prophet / Bad Prophet?

 

[Triskelion]

TFTMLA and the new contest, Smellincoffee!

Nog: When I said I could use a boost I meant to my self-esteem! Geez!

Garak: Note to self: Hide the Gornography.

Dax: What's your sign, babe?
Lenara: Slow Children Ahead.
Dax: That's cruel!

Odo: So you see I don't excrete, which is why washing hands after using the toilet is never an issue for me.
Babe: That's disgusting.
Odo: Come back! <Music stops> I can use toilets!

<Handle snaps off>
O'Brien: We'll get the next car.

Bareil: Wanna play Dabo girl can't pay the rent?
Intendent: Ok but this time we can't both be the Dabo girl.