TNG Caption This! 346: Lovey Dovey
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K'EHLYER: My eyes are up here!
WORF: Of course they are! It's not them I've been seeking through your armor since since five minutes!
PICARD: Numbah One, she's doing that to hide her adam's apple!
Crusher: "Did you know that the entire crew thinks we're sleeping together?"
Picard: "Well, in that case, we might as well actually do it, no?"
Crusher: "No."
HENSHAW: Awww, he's too shy to scan under my shirt with his visor.
GEORDI: What are you talking about? I'm n....EWWW AN ADAM'S APPLE!
Picard: Watch yourself, no footsie.
Riker: She's a hologram, captain, are you really worried about her virtue?!
Picard: No, yours. Honestly, what kind of grown man tries to seduce computer-generated characters?
K'Ehleyr: Worf, I'm reasonably sure the crew will notice you've taken over the Enterprise in the name of the House of Mogh.
Worf: I am a familar face. They will not question my rule.
K'Ehleyr: Have you noticed our armor?
Henshaw: It's so nice of you to keep me company while I wait for Commander Riker to pick me up, Geordi. You're such a sweetie!
Riker: No Jean-Luc, I said could you manage Troi, not menage a trois.
K'ehlyer I've told you before Worf, not in front of the view screen.
Picard: So Beverley, are you prepared to, ahem, go Baldly, where no one has gone before.
Crusher Not even with a medical tricorder Jean-Luc.
Geordi: I never usually get to a second date once they find out Data's fully-functional.
Data: Hmm, Whale Puke, animal urine and beaver excrement. And you use this to enhance you odour Counsellor Troi?
LaForge: "It's something called Colt 45. The Billy Dee Williams hologram says it works every time!"
Picard: "Okay, Will, I'll admit she's not bad. But I still think my red-headed Lara Croft hologram is better!"
Worf: "Know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to untie that sash, unfasten those shoulder pads, slip off those gloves, unsnap that battle vest, pull off those boots, unbuckle that belt... I forgot where I was going with this."
K'EHLEYR: Worf, I'm late!
WORF: No, you got here right on time.
K'EHLEYR: No, I mean, I'm LAAAATE!
Worf: If my observations of Commander Riker are accurate, now is the time you go distract the helmsman with...your manhood.
K'Ehleyr: My manhood?
Worf: You heard it.
That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen
PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
Minuet: "Well, I'm sorry, but you should have specified your intentions before the computer built the program. Under this dress, I'm nothing but wire-frame."
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MINUET: They are binary lifeforms. They created me because your 'Creepy' value was set to 1.
K'ELYHR: Oh, right, you haven't spent any time around other Klingons. You think most of them actually behave honorably.
MU PICARD: It's good to be king.
GEORDI: You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd order by frequency of use. Which would have the effect of putting U and I not directly next to each other, but much closer than they are now.
DATA: Ahh, food coloring. The single most deadly substance to an android.
Picard: I didn't know she had that magnetism on my crew.
PICARD: Q was right, Riker's dream woman is Kathy Janeway!
Ha, good one, Armored Saint!
Worf: It is a good day to die.
K'Kate: Do it.
Worf: It is a good day to die.
K'Kate: Do it.
"Captain's Personal Log: My First Officer's bragging about his Holodeck Chérie, of late, is strange even to me ... and ... I am a Frenchman!"
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