Well, I don't have anything funny to add, but I did watch this debate recently. A friend at work recommended it.
I found the whole thing fascinating. I was raised as a Christian, but over the past year, my faith in the Bible has steadily waned. But even at my most fundamentalist, I've never been a YEC.
Anyhow. I find my personal beliefs becoming quite secular, leaning towards the idea that some creative intelligence started everything out via the Big Bang and then everything unfolded as per Science.
But, even though I think Genesis is, at best, metaphor, I would hope that people who argue against it would not do so from their own position of ignorance.
This post is a perfect example:
The risk there, though, is that when you go off message, you might dilute your point in the process.
I agree with you but I think Nye was making that point when he said about the billions that didn't agree with Ken Ham. It just was a clunky argument.
I also respect Nye for staying with the science but some theology would have hit Ham in the gut.
1. Genesis is full of inconsistency. Gen 1:1 and Gen 1:2 is the most famous. God created man and woman together in 1:1 and then created woman AFTER man in 1:2. Also God orders Noah to originally save 6 pairs of the sacred animals and then orders Noah to save a pair of every animal. Good Grief Lord which is it.
2. Ark means box that holds something sacred. It does not mean boat.
3. People lived HOW LONG back then. Let Ham explain that.
4. On the first day God created the Sea and the Sky. Uh how can you do that without creating a planet first.
5. If stars came at the same time why are they different ages.
6. Why does God hate DINOSAURS!!!
Etc. infinitum.
To address these numbered points:
1: Gen 1:1 and 1:2 have exactly nothing to do with the creation of humans of any gender.
The verses read: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now, the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters."
You may be thinking of Gen 1:26-28 where God creates male and female in his image, and then Gen 2:7 and 22 where God creates Adam from the dust of the earth and then creates Eve from Adam's rib. These are not two different stories, but rather, follow the style throughout Genesis where the different sections of story have their own introductions and sometimes retelling of events in a different context. Usually these sections begin with a phrase like "This is the history of..." or similar.
Such so-called contradictions are usually the result of people giving the text the most cursory of examinations. If you think about it, it's really a very insulting attitude to both the ancient people who wrote these books and all those who believed in them up to our own times to suggest that they all just latched on to something so riddled with internal flaws as people like you suggest.
2: You are correct in calling out the Ark as being a box and not a boat. Though, I do still think A Great Flood did happen, I don't personally believe The Great Flood ever covered the entire surface of the earth... certainly not 4,000 years ago. However, certain of the details do seem more plausible to me if the vessel was a simple box shape and not anything at all boat shaped.
3: The Bible does claim extraordinary life spans for humans of ancient times. I doubt it. Though I'm sure Ham's explanations would be entertaining.
4: What you (and, ironically, most YECs) seem to have missed is that Gen 1:1 says that the heavens and earth WERE already extant before the time of the start of the first creative day.
And, you again demonstrate your own ignorance of the matter with this one. The second "day" brings "The Expanse" which is the atmosphere, though, again, the "Heavens" or sky had already existed since way back "In the Beginning" at Gen 1:1. On the next day, "Seas" were made in the sense that the dry land was raised above the surface of the already existing watery deeps of Gen 1:2. Both really are, in that sense, already assumed in Gen 1:1,2 and were extant before the first "day" which was the making of light. (and lest you think the ancient Jews were all illogical pea-brains... the Hebrew terms for "create" and "make" have subtle yet definite differences which make it all a lot more internally consistent than you might assume. The definitions allow it all to have been "created" "In the beginning" and the later "making" to refer to how these things effect the surface of the earth where the human audience would be standing... Well... there's a lengthy explanation here but it would go beyond the scope of this topic).
5: The making of stars and the moon and sun on the fourth creative day (note, not the creation of them) clearly demonstrates the ancient cosmology people of that time and place believed in. Though, thanks to the difference between ancient Hebrew "create" and "make" I was able for a long time to rationalize all of this as a poetic description of how current science describes star system formation. Now that I'm less tied to those beliefs, I'm much more ready to say that they just had their own ideas that worked well enough for what they were up to in those days.
6: Why does God hate dinosaurs? The Bible makes no mention of them, as no one in those days knew a thing about them. To the faithful, what possible importance would dinosaurs even have to the topics discussed in the scriptures? The Bible is silent on plenty of sciences, but no one claims God hates electricity simply because He failed to inspire any of his men to write about it. If your comment is about why should they have all been wiped out... well I had my own ideas about this when I was faithful. As the Bible is silent on it, feel free to imagine whatever makes the most sense to you why he made and then destroyed them. YEC's ideas are pretty hard to swallow given the evidence.
--"etc. infinitum"...? I'm not sure how your education failed you with these two very common Latin phrases. Both are similar in usage, but "et cetera" (lit. "and the rest") and "ad infinitum" (lit. "to infinity") aren't usually contracted in this unusual manner.
ANYHOW... the point I'm trying to make here is that if you're trying to persuade people to accept mainstream science over Biblical literalism, then you might have more success if you come across as less of an ignorant jackass while doing so.
Bear in mind, I can tell you from personal experience that the Bible actually does hold up pretty well by itself. I didn't lose my faith over internal inconsistency. For me it was that the details of Biblical history DO NOT line up with the physical evidence of history left in the ground. But you aren't going to win anyone over by telling them how dumb they are to have read a book, especially if it's a book that you have no knowledge about.
Posts like what I quoted above aren't doing anyone any favors.
--Alex