Threads such as this tend to expand much too fast for one to keep up, so what I say now may already have been said by someone else but so what…
All I can really say about Moffat’s effort is “At least you tried.”
It was nice to see him FINALLY tying up some of the loose ends left over from past seasons, but it all felt like a case of too little too late. Case in point: “So you blew up my TARDIS, then? I thought I’d left the bath running.” Very much reminded me of the bit in VOY: Think Tank where it is casually mentioned that they cured the Vidiian phage, except this was even worse. The mystery of the TARDIS blowing up had been left open at the end of The Big Bang, and everyone was waiting for the exciting conclusion in Series 6 but…it just didn’t happened. Now, 42 months later, it is hand-waved in a throwaway line long after everyone forgot or stopped caring. I’m sure some of you are now going to point out numerous other cases of this but there are too many to list. Essentially, Moffat ended up with FOUR (Gallifrey, Cracks in Time, the Silence, The Doctor’s name) major plot lines to somehow cram together in 60 minutes in addition to the mandatory “Christmas! “ rubbish. There was no way, realistically, that he could ever hope to climb out of that whole he had dug for himself while satisfying all of the fans.
Oh, by the way, if anyone wants to say “Stop being so nit-picky, just enjoy it.”, or words to that effect, shut up: ANY kind of art, media or literature needs critical analysis, and this naturally increases as a story gets longer and/or more complicated. In any franchise there will be some instalments which are good/great/amazing and others which are disappointing/poor/utterly dreadful. Often there will be long periods where one type seems to dominate, and often it will be one particular writer who is responsible (for better or worse). The latter half of Matt Smith’s era (I see the trends beginning in Let’s Kill Hitler) has, sadly, fallen into the second category, and while there are a few outstanding pieces (Cold War, for instance), most have been bogged down with plot arc knots, and many great opportunities wasted.
The big time jumps didn’t help: Splitting up seasons 6 and 7 meant that this whole thing took FOUR YEARS instead of the usual three, and the in-universe addition of 500 years to the Doctor’s age was not handled very well. I almost feel myself begging “Come back, Russell T Davies, all is forgiven!” Although his era seemed quite formulaic in terms of how the series was structured, it was at least nice to have the big plot arc concluded in episodes 12 and 13 – without the build-up having intruded too much on 1-11 – then having a separate Christmas special before starting something new the next spring. Here, season 5 followed the Davies structure with a little greater emphasis on the ARC, but then we were told the mystery would continue afterwards and we were hoping for a BIG climax at the end of Season 6, but then we got side-tracked with the whole “Silence” thing and the Doctor dying and the baby etc... That year started strong but never really finished. Season 7 was weird because of the Ponds’ contrived departure and the “movie every week” gimmick, followed by the rushed and ill-though-out “Impossible Girl” plot for Clara which we knew would have to be cut short before the 50th Special (I’m glad, actually, that the Golden Anniversary was largely kept apart from the rest of the show, or it would have been ruined). Every time there was a large time-jump (in-universe or out) we would fail to pick up where we left off and would lose a lot of the story.
Everyone was excited when Moffat took over, as it would allow us to “think outside the box”, be more adventurous with the story arcs, and introduce better comedy aspects (the double-entendres between Rory and 11th were great), but eventually it became clear that he was going too far and needed to be reined in as the story arcs were multiplying rapidly with no end in sight. He was superb when he did standalone stories such as The Empty Child/Doctor Dances and Blink, and he continued to look promising as a leader up until A Good Man Goes to War, but from there on it all fell to pieces, really.
Back to this episode – like I said, it was the best he could really have done having already reached this point, but it was still a flop overall and not enough to save the series. All of the Christmas parts were wasting time, the nudist church was a great idea but not really explained very well, and the regeneration sequence was badly handled – the kiss of life from the Time Lords was unusually subtle, but the rest overblown and badly timed.
Still, at least we’re done now. It took four years but we’re through it. I hope Capaldi can start anew in Series 8 without having to deal with any Smith-era baggage. As for any other plot threads still hanging – forget it! I can’t be bothered to wait another twenty years for Moffat to finally get to the point, so let’s cut our losses and get out of here.
What we need from Capaldi:
• Honesty: Having an older actor (and an angry Scotsman) should help with that. Even in his first few seconds, 12 seems more subdued (if irritable) and less cocky, so that the Doctor is with the viewers, not against us (John Hurt did well at this, despite being set up as a “mysterious” character). Also, ditch the “Doctor Lies” excuse.
• Grounding: We can’t be having big time jumps. If he needs to age, break it up into small chunks between each episode, not a sudden gap of 200/300 years rendering most of the story pretty pointless.
• Maturity: The childhood themes and childlike personas were getting out of hand (again, note by Hurt), so perhaps a more “grown-up” tone is needed.
I hope you managed to read and absorb all that, let’s wait and see if it actually happens. There’s STILL stuff on which I’d like to further elaborate but at nearly 1100 words I think I need to stop here before my keyboard disintegrates.
Laetus solis invictus.