Second Officer's Personal Log, supplemental. I have been on this planet for 87.3 hours now, and I still have not found any trace of this "snipe" creature that Commander Riker ordered me to capture.
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Second Officer's Personal Log, supplemental. I have been on this planet for 87.3 hours now, and I still have not found any trace of this "snipe" creature that Commander Riker ordered me to capture.
Speak 'n' Spell: B - O - R - G. That is correct. Don't let them assimilate me.
Picard: The first officer of this ship has one job: to prop their leg up on the console and put their crotch in Mr. Data's face. If you can't do that, you can't have the job.
Thanks for the Klingon belly laugh award. 
Picard: Isn't the upgrade suppose to make it faster?
Geordi: Damn Windows.
Data: It must be a malfunction. Androids don't fart.
Picard: What does all this technobabble mean?
Engineer: Sorry, Geordi said you can submit anything to you and your uneducated butt couldn't decipher it. I wouldn't have used babble if I knew you knew what it was.
Picard: Ahem... of course I know what it means.
Engineer: Oh, so can you assist me with the transistic receivers?
Picard: Carry on.
Everyone feared to tell Worf his farts smelled pleasant.
Picard: Isn't the upgrade suppose to make it faster?
Geordi: Damn Windows.
Data: It must be a malfunction. Androids don't fart.
Picard: What does all this technobabble mean?
Engineer: Sorry, Geordi said you can submit anything to you and your uneducated butt couldn't decipher it. I wouldn't have used babble if I knew you knew what it was.
Picard: Ahem... of course I know what it means.
Engineer: Oh, so can you assist me with the transistic receivers?
Picard: Carry on.
Everyone feared to tell Worf his farts smelled pleasant.
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Hey @Data, just mastered contractions! Bet you can't, don't, won't, shouldn't! #hahahadorkycomputer
Thanks for the win!
Picard: Hmm...I see you're into vampires, Commander.
Picard: Hmm...I see you're into vampires, Commander.
Tricorder: Mr. Data, your fly is down.
Data: Every attempt to use this tricorder sends me to the Google Play store. I believe this tricorder has been assimilated.
Wesley: Piiirrrrrriiiiiing!
Data: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop....
Picard: And when I tap your shoulder, you go "DEE do DEE do DEE do DEE do..."
Shelby: This is silly. Doesn't anyone have an MP3 of Kirk's bridge sounds?
Data <whispering to Wesley>: Also, there was no French police car siren.
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