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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old December 16 2013, 02:40 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 338: I accidentally skipped #337

Hello everyone! Winners Time!




First up to the plate, we have the "Some things never change" award, going to:

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Windows 2367: Federation Blue Screen Of Death.
Next, we have the "Uncontrollable" Award, going to:

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Picard: Don't be embarrassed, commander, most new arrivals on the Enterprise piddle on the bridge at least once.

Next, we have the "Cliffhanger" Award, going to:

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TRICORDER READING: To Be Continued...
DATA (thinking): NOOOOO! I hate it when they do that!
Next, we have the "Where's Geordi when you need him?" Award, going to:

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Picard: Ah... I see Ensign, but shouldn't you be handing this to someone who works down here?
Next, we have the "Music cues" Award, going to:

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Worf: Computer, play Stayin' Alive.
Loved ALL of the Photoshops this week! Couldn't choose, They're all winners!

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Riker: Since Netflix put Red Is the New Gold offline, we can try this new season of Arrested Developpment, sir.
Worf: Sir, I must protest! Ferengi comedy is wihout honor. House of Kor would be a more appropriate choice.
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WORF: Due to a technical difficulty, all our communications will be delivered as a puppet show.
And, this next one gets some extra style points for shopping the desk reflection. Awesome stuff!

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Picard: Somehow, watching this episode in standard definition just doesn't cut it anymore...



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Data: Second Officer's Log: I have finished my survey in milliseconds, but the humans are taking too long. Therefore, I am engaging in sleep mode until these hairless apes take their sweet-ass time to figure out that it was the Borg.



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Stewart: Aw, that's sweet. Take this back to Rick and tell him this offer could do with a lot more zeros in it if he wants me to stay.

Bloke: But it's already got a lot of zeros in it.

Stewart: Good point, maybe a few more numbers in front of them then? Unless he really thinks "Captain Riker" will work.
Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Now, I changed something last contest. Anybody know what it was?

And now, the new contest!











Enjoy!
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Old December 16 2013, 02:49 AM   #2
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La Forge: Hold my hand, someone!

Riker: Flip for it? Loser has to hold his hand?



Worf: After thorough investigation, we can not determine who sent you these flowers.

Picard: Did you read the card, Lieutenant?



Worf: Dang, we're always late to brawl night at Ten Forward.



Picard: Admiral, you've been sitting in my chair for hours. Get off my ship.




The moment so many fans had waited for, and Patrick Stewart totally sleep walked though the scene.
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Old December 16 2013, 03:06 AM   #3
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LA FORGE: Stop rocking my chair, I'm about to hurl.



PICARD: So gentlemen, candy and flowers or just flowers?

WORF: Do you really think we're the best people to give you relationship advice?



DORN: We just can't leave the stunt men alone for a minute, can we?



PICARD: I hope you're not planning to take advantage of me in this condition.

CRUSHER: Nope

PICARD: oh.
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Old December 16 2013, 04:36 AM   #4
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Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is...


Riker: I'm telling you, the crew got over the Borg rather wel...
Worf: Sure they did.


Picard: * I coulda had a few more Bevs. *
Beverly: You punched Riker in the face.
Picard: *hic* That lil piss has been gunning for my seat shince day one. **
Beverly: You need to sleep.
Picard: * I know what you need baby. *
Beverly: ... Strip, doctors orders.

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And now the conclusion:
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Picard: And the winner for best gold shirt is... O'brien, who want to take him his award?
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Old December 16 2013, 05:01 AM   #5
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PICARD: So gentlemen, candy and flowers or just flowers?

WORF: Do you really think we're the best people to give you relationship advice?
Picard: Right- you fell for two ladies who ended up getting murdered by crazies who sold out their respective empires.
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Old December 16 2013, 05:29 AM   #6
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LaForge: ``Whoa, hey, the 'Check Engine' light just came on, what do we do?''
Data: ``The Captain informed me the procedure is to pop the air hose off the catalytic converter just before we go in for inspection and reattach it after we pass.''


``Yes, Lieutenant Worf, I shall be proud to accompany you to the prom.''


``Hey! Who told everybody they could be kung-fu fighting?''


``This may be our most serious situation yet, Admiral. They're filming us in a crane shot. They never take us out of eye-level two-shots.''


It was fun, but now Dr Crusher has to deflate and fully clean her Picard blow-up doll.
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Old December 16 2013, 07:42 AM   #7
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Thank you, Lead-Nosed Reindeer!



Riker: ...so then the next morning, I saw Ensign Monroe coming out of Ensign Carlyle's quarters!
Troi: Really? Those two? I never would have thought...
LaForge: Um, could you two focus for a minute? Shields at 20%, and the Warbird is circling for another attack run!



Worf: Sir... I believe you may have misunderstood when we asked if you had any "good weed".



Riker: What happened here, Lieutenant?
Worf: I still do not understand it, sir. It all started when somebody asked, "Who's better: Kirk or Picard?"



Lal: OOoooo! I am a ghost! I am coming for you, Admiral Haftel. You must leave this ship at once!
Haftel: She knows I'm not falling for that a second time, right?
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Old December 16 2013, 04:43 PM   #8
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Geordi: Ok I'm nearly into the Captain's logs. Now it's asking for his password.
Riker: Try "Eline."
Geordi: Nope.
Data: Try "ChateauPicard."
Geordi: Nope.
Riker: Try "Fourlights27."
Geordi: That's it, we're in.
Troi: Oh give me a break!
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Old December 16 2013, 06:02 PM   #9
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Picard: "So, in light of the fuss over GMOs, I've decided to change the standard rations to something more natural."
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Old December 16 2013, 06:08 PM   #10
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Picard: "You have to admit, Admiral, as androids go, Lal is a bit of a cutie!"
Haftel: "Bah! She's just a kid! You should Google James Kirk's historical logs for 'Exo III' sometime!"
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Old December 16 2013, 10:16 PM   #11
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Thanks ftw Mr. Lead [Changable Full Name] Sir! Also for the previous contest as I forgot to do so last time.




Burton: Maybe we should just put her in a proper uniform rather than go to all these strange lengths to cover up her camel toe?




Picard: It may not seem it gentlemen, but flowers like these got me many a fine woman. The flowers and a bottle of meths.




Worf: Humans brawl like big girls blouses.





Picard: Actually, Data gave up on the whole android project after being distracted by his new hobby, giant shadow puppets.





Beverly: ...I think what you should have done is gotten me to drink the meths. Nice flowers though.
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Old December 16 2013, 10:23 PM   #12
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Medical log: As that already happened seventeen years ago, a bad interpreation of Halmet thrown Captain Picard to dementia. Hopefully, I know it's easy to treat with the Wesley procedure.


Riker: What the hell is that?
Worf: They're the without honor actors who played so badly this great Klingon tragedy.
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Old December 17 2013, 02:16 AM   #13
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MR. GREY: Not in the face! Not in the face!!
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Old December 17 2013, 03:08 AM   #14
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Thanks for the pick



Riker: Remind me later to speak to the captain about reassigning this awful helmsman. I'm not even sure he can see



Data: Catching them apparently means you are the next bride to be, Sir



Worf: Apart from the guys about to make out, on my left, it's the best birthday party you're ever thrown me



Picard: Privately means all the way out of the room, if you please #1



Picard: Either the inertial dampers are offline, or there's some extra kick in Aunt Adele's hot milk toddy recipe
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Worf: "The rabbit-punches, groan-kicks and thrown-chairs I understand ... but the two men to my left quietly exchanging nipple-twists leaves me feeling confused."


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