Kirk: "Lieutenant, be careful! Even set on 'stun,' a phaser shot at this close range could be fatal!"
Valeris: "I set it on 'vaporize.'"
Kirk: "Oh. Well. Never mind, then."
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Movie Caption Contest #238: Tension
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Kirk: "Lieutenant, be careful! Even set on 'stun,' a phaser shot at this close range could be fatal!"
Valeris: "I set it on 'vaporize.'"
Kirk: "Oh. Well. Never mind, then."
Kirk: While you've got him at gunpoint, ask him for his mother's phone number.
Andorian 3rd from end: Do "get a life!"
``Down in front!''
``Names, Lieutenant, we need names --- wait, her phaser looks like it's got this googly-eyed smiling face looking back at her. It's not just me, right, everybody else sees that? It's like the goofy shark you'd paint on a kiddie ride at Seaside Heights. Who's with me on this?''
``They haven't seen me, Lieutenant, but I'm afraid they spotted you!''
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Inspired by Nebusj:
Kirk: Valeris, it was implied that the rule applies to phasers as well as communicators.
Inspired by Nebusj:
``Names, Lieutenant, we need names --- wait, her phaser looks like it's got this googly-eyed smiling face looking back at her. It's not just me, right, everybody else sees that? It's like the goofy shark you'd paint on a kiddie ride at Seaside Heights. Who's with me on this?''
Kirk: Valeris, it was implied that the rule applies to phasers as well as communicators.
Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....
Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.
Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."
Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."
Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."
Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
Kirk: "You're probably wondering why I assembled you all here today, you see over the years each of you has done something mean to me ....
Doors clang shut and poison gas is released.
Kirk: " ... revenge is a dish best served cold."
Seven women in unison: I forgot to tell you! My child is yours! You'll take to take care of him/her!?
*doors open*
Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."
Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."
Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
Valeris: "Well, it worked for Archer."
Valeris: "The unshaven look just isn't working for you Captain, if you want to adopt a rediculous and silly "bad boy" look, try wearing a lame black shirt and a displaying a snotty ass attitude."
Kirk: "But that sounds so pathetic."
Spock: "Correct, no Captain of the Enterprise would ever sink that low."
Valeris: "Well, it worked for Archer."
Kirk: "Who?"
Valeris: "Your childhood hero..."
Kirk: "That's Ron Jeremy."
Kirk: Bad time to ask for a threesome, huh? Well, it was worth a shot...
Spock: "Technically sir two males and 1 Female is a gang bang"
Kirk: "Oh Shut up Spock!"
Valeris: I prefer the term "Spit Roast" myself.
Kirk: Well, I was going to say, "Devil's Three-way," but with the ears and the stereotype, I thought that was racist.
Valeris: Technically, sir, Vulcans are not a race, we're a species.
KIRK: How'dya get into our room?
SPOCK: Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo,,,
Starfleet CNC: And now, here are a few words on finding good hotel rates by our well-traveled Admiral James Kirk.
Kirk: Would you two take your debates on Kiri-kin-tha's metaphysics somewhere else? Some of us are trying to sleep!
"Forgive me for staring, but one of your spots looks out of place ..."
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"Valeris, the phaser was quite unnecessary ... you can't rape the willing."
"OK, everybody, here's the drill, one more time:
Throw water when whales are mentioned.
Throw hot dogs, when Scotty mentions the food packs.
Throw rice when Sulu, Scotty and Bones wander in China Town.
Throw toilet paper when Kirk tells Gillian 'No, ma'am, no dipshit'..."
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Kirk: I'll take a Vulcan crumb, two lemon-filled Andorians, a glazed Scot, and a sprinkled Efrosian. How many does that make?
Federation President: You have seven left.
Kirk: While you've got him at gunpoint get my Lana Del Ray mix tape back.
Vulcan Ambassador: "Wait til he mentions the gazelles."
Betazed Ambassador: "Personally I'm enjoying Captain Archer's report much more than Admiral Kirk's."
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