Just when you think that the world couldn't get any stupider

Why is it so easy for me to imagine this coming out of the mouth of a tea party member?

 

Wouldn't work for world leaders. The group has to be physically close, like living in the same house or dorm. But I like your concept.

 

People have always used pseudo-science to somehow justify their political agenda. Hitler did it, Creationists do it, and these guys do it. Heck, even some guys who hate 3D films do it.

 

Now there's a harsh holiday.

That would make a hilarious, Woody Allen-style parody.

 

It seems that Saudi women plan to take to the streets and drive in a mass protest on 26 October. The website announcing this has been blocked in Saudi Arabia though I gather the word is being spread around the country.

 

there are always markets, cell phones, email and char women to spread the news

 

True, but as you put it, the concept, was well worth the post

 

Yes, it was.

 

That would explain why all my ties say "YO CHECK DIS OUT".

 

Correct the grammar on those ties and even more women will swoon over you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my pelvis.

 

I have to subtly undercut my own awesomeness with awkward irony or people would become intimidated by my own huge, throbbing... brain. Right. Brain.

Don't forget the starch or it will become floppy and frumpy just after a few uses.

 

I love you.

Edit: Actually, come to think of it, after giving birth three times within 3 1/2 years my pelvic floor could do with a good starching, but that's probably TMI.

 

I'd like to clarify that this is not the middle east in general, it's Saudi Arabia in particular.

There's no problem with women driving in the UAE. Not sure about other countries.

 

^ Good point!

 

Although the UAE is hardly without faults of its own, of course. Its drug policies are so draconian that it makes ours look tame.

 

Wait a sec, Rhubarb is a lady?!?!

I never would have been so open about wastewater talk if I knew.

 

Now let's all sing:

Roll up the pelvis
We'll have a pelvis of fun
Roll up the pelvis
We've got the sheiks on the run
Zing, boom, like Elvis
Sing out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the pelvis
For the gang's all here!

 

I don't play the gender card at work. My (male) colleagues tend to forget that I lack the dangly bits and consider me a buddy.

 

^^ You're the Poster Person for equality, but I doubt if anybody forgets that you're a lady.

 

^I'm not really sure how to read that post - - as posted by someone with your current avatar