ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

[R. Star]

Hoshi: I could be having a gratifying career teaching.
Travis: I could be on a ship where I get to do something.
T'Pol: I could be on a ship not full of smelly humans.
Trip: I like it here.
Malcolm: I get to blow things up.

Trip: Wow... welcome to the jungle...
T'Pol: The coarseness is a natural evolutionary defense against Vulcan males undergoing pon'farr. Get the clippers.
Trip: Feels like sandpaper... can I change my mind?

Hayes: Mine fell the hardest!
Reed: Mine are the deadest!

(both laugh)

Archer: Wow, this chair's more bulky than TNG's original DVD case.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: (whispering) 2 to 1 odds that the speech is about gazelles.

Malcolm: (whispering) You're on.

Archer: One time, in San Francisco...

Malcolm: (whispering) Ha! Pay up!

Archer: I went to the zoo and saw a group of gazelles...

Malcolm: (whispering) Damn it!

Trip: Wow. That's good enough to crash photobucket...

Malcolm: Okay, we can explain away the dead aliens. But what about the fires?

Hayes: Wizard?

Malcolm: Wizard.

Archer: YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

MACO: Doctor?

Phlox: It's called Heston-itis. Hide the Phase Pistols.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

The new Caption Competition is up. Enjoy!