Who would win in a fight, Porthos or Livingston?

[T'Girl]

Who wins in a fight between Captain Archer's dog Porthos and Captain Picard's lionfish Livingston?

Porthos is bigger and has sharp teeth, but Livingston is very quick and has poisonous spines. The fight take place in half a foot of water.

 

[GNDN]

Who wins in a fight between Captain Archer's dog Porthos and Captain Picard's lionfish Livingston?

Is this standard Livingston? Or fanwank Future Livingston from All Good Things...?

Also, is this Prime Porthos or Mirror Porthos?

Off topic, did Livingston de-evolve during Genesis?

 

[R. Star]

Livingston would just mockingly stare through the glass at Porthos, impervious to any harm.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Should be Porthos vs Spot.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Porthos would pee on Livingston which would cause cataclysmic cultural offense and shortly after space whales with spines would appear and wipe out all of earth.

 

[Melakon]

But before the whales can do all that, Spot and Porthos eat them.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Are you on acid?! Spot and Porthos can't eat ONE space whale let alone the flotilla of space whales coming right at them!

 

[T'Girl]

Off topic, did Livingston de-evolve during Genesis?

Yes, he turn into a jellyfish.

As we all know jellyfish evolved over millions of years into lionfish.

Ahhh evolution.

 

[dub]

Whilst left alone fighting on a shuttlecraft, they are sucked into an anti-nebula with traces of quinlithium and are suddenly whisked across all of the universe at warp 10. They turn into lizards and decide to make love not war. The end.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

And after they've made love they lie in the shallows of the mud pool and eat cheese.

 

[MacLeod]

The answer is easy, Spot Data's cat.

 

[The Wormhole]

Livingston, obviously. Ever wonder why bad guys never attacked Picard in the ready room? Because of Livingston. Archer's been attacked in his ready room and in his quarters. Where the hell was Porthos then?

Hey, Livingston also survived outside his tank on Veridian III. After all, his tank is all smashed up, yet Picard said there were no casualties. Porthos fell victim to a transporter accident.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Porthos would EAT Livingston... LITERALLY!!!

 

[jpv2000]

Livingston would just mockingly stare through the glass at Porthos, impervious to any harm.

Indeed. I go with Livingston as well.

 

[The Wormhole]

Hell, Caveman Riker couldn't harm Livingston, so what hope does a dog have?

 

[Praetor]

Livingston, with time to prepare.

Little-known fact: Livingston can hurl his aquarium at his enemies, not unlike a big angry hamster ball.

 

[austen_pierce]

Livingston, with time to prepare.

Little-known fact: Livingston can hurl his aquarium at his enemies, not unlike a big angry hamster ball.

"Give me and hour, and I'm good" ... "Give me six months, and I'm unbeatable."

 

[jpv2000]

Livingston, with time to prepare.

I haven't heard this used in a versus topic in a while. An oldie but a goodie.

 

[trekker670]

Riker wasn't happy he couldn't get at Livingston either...

http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s7/7x19/genesis245.jpg

 

[Praetor]

Livingston, with time to prepare.

I haven't heard this used in a versus topic in a while. An oldie but a goodie.

Ain't no school like old school.