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What's in YOUR Pockets?
- Thread starter TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME
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That's what night stands are for. I guess if I turn them inside out and tie them together, they can act as a temporary belt should the tie string fail. EUREKA!! I found a use for pockets on pajama pants!
What's in my pockets? Inspiration.
For all that random sex we all have in the middle of the day when we're at work or running errands?
I tried doing that for a few years. But those things have an expiration date, you know.
Never had a nooner I take it?
This is what I usually have in my pocketses:
Inventory:
- Wallet
- Cigarettes (Newports because I live in the 'hood. Non-menthol because I'm white and therefore don't know how to do things properly.)
- Lighters (cheap ones because my Colibri broke the other day and I don't have $60 to spend on a lighter right now.
- E-cigarettes (because stupid college banned tobacco use on campus. They meant to ban e-cigs too but the wording of the rule is unclear. Also they can kiss my ass and they're lucky I don't use them in the buildings.)
- Phone
- Earphones (my phone has music)
- Condoms (non-latex because I'm aware that latex allergies are a thing. Large-sized because I'm completely full of shit.)
- Swiss Army Knife
- Coins
- Cough drops
As for people not carrying condoms around: Unless you're one of those weirdos that never has casual under any circumstances ever, it's probably a good idea. As an aspiring sexuality educator, I have to carry them to maintain my sense of honor.
As for contraceptives not being 100% effective, NOTHING is 100% effective at anything, and abstinence-only sex education is a massive failure.
Also, they're useful for other things. Let's say I happen across some drowning kids or puppies or something. I'm a decent swimmer, so I'd feel like a dick if I didn't try to be a hero. But... I have stuff in my pockets that isn't water proof. I could just leave stuff behind, but then I'd have to find it later, and it might get stolen. If I have condoms I can unwrap one and put all my non-waterproof stuff inside. I can then blow the other one up and I have a flotation device.
Inventory:
- Wallet
- Cigarettes (Newports because I live in the 'hood. Non-menthol because I'm white and therefore don't know how to do things properly.)
- Lighters (cheap ones because my Colibri broke the other day and I don't have $60 to spend on a lighter right now.
- E-cigarettes (because stupid college banned tobacco use on campus. They meant to ban e-cigs too but the wording of the rule is unclear. Also they can kiss my ass and they're lucky I don't use them in the buildings.)
- Phone
- Earphones (my phone has music)
- Condoms (non-latex because I'm aware that latex allergies are a thing. Large-sized because I'm completely full of shit.)
- Swiss Army Knife
- Coins
- Cough drops
As for people not carrying condoms around: Unless you're one of those weirdos that never has casual under any circumstances ever, it's probably a good idea. As an aspiring sexuality educator, I have to carry them to maintain my sense of honor.
As for contraceptives not being 100% effective, NOTHING is 100% effective at anything, and abstinence-only sex education is a massive failure.
Also, they're useful for other things. Let's say I happen across some drowning kids or puppies or something. I'm a decent swimmer, so I'd feel like a dick if I didn't try to be a hero. But... I have stuff in my pockets that isn't water proof. I could just leave stuff behind, but then I'd have to find it later, and it might get stolen. If I have condoms I can unwrap one and put all my non-waterproof stuff inside. I can then blow the other one up and I have a flotation device.
No need to be rude!
And unfortunately, the only thing in my pocket is the thing I would need to use to take a photo of what is in my pocket.
People are so tidy.. might not be able to do a whole bag degorgement.
It's not I'm averse to casual sex. I just...you know, don't have it much.
That being said, it is a good idea.
Meh...there's a condom in that wallet. I didn't feel the need to pull it out for the photo. That wallet contains more junk than the whole purse.
Nor did I feel the need to show everyone my Diva Cup.
Nor did I feel the need to show everyone my Diva Cup.
Not when I was randomly out and about. I keep my condoms in a drawer in my bedroom. I don't really feel like I'd need to put one in my wallet.
No pants, no pockets!
