Would you rather?

[IzzyAtWarp9]

A Trek version or would you rather

*RULES*
In your post include your answer to the previous question and an explanation as to why, then a new question (anything to do with any Star Trek) I'll start:

Would you rather have Ferengi ears or a Klingon forehead?

 

[Melakon]

. . .Would you rather have Ferengi ears or a Klingon forehead?

Ears. Reason: I'm deaf in one ear.

Next Question:

Would you rather be wearing a red shirt on a security team, or would you rather be wearing a red shirt while commanding a starship?

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

Would you rather be wearing a red shirt on a security team, or would you rather be wearing a red shirt while commanding a starship?

Red shirt while commanding a starship. In truth, however, I've always preferred the blue of science and medical departments.

Question: would you rather face a Jem'Hadar or Borg in combat?

--Sran

 

[Melakon]

Sran -- You forgot to ask your "Would you rather..." question.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Damn it's only first page and the no question post has happened. :/

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

OK standby question for answer only posts #1:

Would you rather know all the rules or acquisition or be able to speak Klingon fluently?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Speak Klingon fluently, you can carry the rules in your pocket.

Would you rather be Empress Hoshi Sato's bedboy with the accompanying perk of likely being murdered or be married to the Grand Nagus Zek with all the wealth and *cough* requirements that follow?

 

[bbjeg]

Would you rather be Empress Hoshi Sato's bedboy with the accompanying perk of likely being murdered or be married to the Grand Nagus Zek with all the wealth and *cough* requirements that follow?

I like living but I'd take my chances with Sato rather than marrying the Grand Nagus. Besides, mirror Sato is only interested in a powerful person (or being in a position to make said person powerful), I'd just have to get out before her task is complete, and hopefully find a way to the prime universe.

And the missed edited question:

Question: would you rather face a Jem'Hadar or Borg in combat?

A Jem'Hadar. If I submit to the Founders, he may spare me, but any result would be better than being a Borg IMO.

Would you rather have Worf backing you up on a mission to a hostile alien planet or Odo?

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Odo because I would trust him not to go crazy.
Would you rather (as a human) live on a starship or a space station?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Absolutely a space station, it is my dream to live on a space station.

Gagh or Millipede Juice?

 

[bbjeg]

Millipede Juice, I don't think I can stomach something living.

Would you rather take a Klingon for a mate or a Vulcan?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

A Vulcan. That whole Klingons mating and breaking bones deal is repulsive. Though you can drink with them.. and Vulcans are boring. Bleh. But Klingons are boors and at the end of the day harder to ignore.

Would you rather have Keiko's unborn baby transported into your abdomen to stay there for 3 months prior to it's birth (men, you can have a c-section) OR would you rather become an experimental test human in ketracel white addiction research?

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Vulcan definitely. A Vulcan wouldn't try to KILL YOU.

Would you rather kiss Odo or Riker (with beard)?

 

[bbjeg]

Would you rather have Keiko's unborn baby transported into your abdomen to stay there for 3 months prior to it's birth (men, you can have a c-section) OR would you rather become an experimental test human in ketracel white addiction research?

I'll have Keiko's unborn baby (And feel like a sci-fi Arnold Schwarzenegger from "Junior").

Would you rather kiss Odo or Riker (with beard)?

Odo after turning into a sexy girl. I tend to think of Odo as asexual anyway.

Would you rather be augmented to your specifications or have your memories transferred into Data's body?

 

[dub]

Would you rather be augmented to your specifications or have your memories transferred into Data's body?

I'd have my memories transferred to Data's body. Poor Data.


Would you rather...suffer a lifetime in the mind prison featured in "Hard Time" DS9, or be married to Keiko?

 

[bbjeg]

Really? Keiko, I don't think she's that bad.

Would you rather be phaser stunned or escort Lwaxana Troi for a day?

 

[dub]

Escort Lwaxana Troi (who I would gladly take over Keiko any day)!

Jump into the Pah-wraiths' fire cave, or be sent to Sto-vo-kor?

 

[JariM]

Would you rather be augmented to your specifications or have your memories transferred into Data's body?

I'd have my memories transferred to Data's body. Poor Data.


Would you rather...suffer a lifetime in the mind prison featured in "Hard Time" DS9, or be married to Keiko?

I'd marry Keiko. We would get along just fine...

Escort Lwaxana Troi (who I would gladly take over Keiko any day)!

Jump into the Pah-wraiths' fire cave, or be sent to Sto-vo-kor?

Sto-vo-kor.

I would also rather be phaser vaporized than spend even a second with Lwaxana...

A month at Rura Penthe or one year with Tarquin?

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Jump into the Pah-wraiths' fire cave, or be sent to Sto-vo-kor?

Fire caves please.

A month at Rura Penthe or a one year with Tarquin?

No clue who Tarquin is so I'll take Rura Penthe.

Would you rather be Neelix's taste tester of Archer's speech writer?

 

[Chensams]

Archer's speech writer primarily because I DON'T want to be Neelix's taste taster.

Would you rather live out your life as Jake Sisko or Alexander?