Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Time for a new contest!

First up to the plate, we have the "Scary!" Award, going to:

Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
Picard: That's just Wesley.

Next, we have the "Obscure Simpsons Reference" Award, going to:

"The teachers will crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher."

Next, we have the "Maybe under water..." Award, going to:

Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.

Kirk: Dammit

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Oh, my... Is that a pimple?

Kirk: No, you wouldn't.

Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.

Kirk: Not in this reality.

Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: Sorry, it's either iOs or Windows. Not both.

Captain's Log, EV Suit dance classes are not going well.

McCoy: First, she's too young for you. Second, these walls are NOT soundproof!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Data: Geordi, what are you doing to my head?

Geordi: Oh nothing...

The next day, Data gets placed on leave because Geordi shaved a Klingon dirty word in his hair.

Okay, Spock, now let's try a triple backflip! NO! A TRIPLE!

Jim, for Pete's sake! That's not going to make Uhura jealous! I don't care what damned reality you're in, you've never had a chance with her!

 

[Third Nacelle]

McCOY: Seen the new girl? Wowza!
KIRK: ...
McCOY: Vulcan or not, I'd tap that!
KIRK: ...
McCOY: She's right behind the wall, isn't she?

GEORDI: When was the last time you vacuumed out this heat sink? And did you spill coffee in here?!

 

[inflatabledalek]

B4: This process should not take so long...

La Forge: I only have three scenes in this film... I'm milking them!

Spock: OK, I'd prefer to be watching the endless shots of SPACE on the viewscreen over being in one...

McCoy: You can't use the Ponn Farr excuse Jim.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Thanks for the win!

LeVar: Can you believe the director of this film thought I was an alien? Has he never heard of the term 'cybernetic implant'?
Brent: At least you haven't been reverted to your Season 1 persona!

McCoy: For God's sake Jim, put your pants back on! Not every young woman on board wants to see your penis!
Saavik: Oh, is that what that is meant to be.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: Going down?
Kirk: None of your business.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: Jim! What would Captain Bateson say?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Not too short in back!"
LaForge (muttering): "Mullet freak."

Uhura: "Here it is, Captain, I finally found it! In the archaic language banks! The phrase was 'ass over teakettle'!"
Kirk: "Thank you, Commander. Captain's Log, supplemental: Mr. Spock is flying ass over teakettle..."

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Geordi, stealing cable is illegal.
Geordi: So is taking sexual advantage of a crewmember suffering an alien virus.
Data: Tasha invited me in -
Geordi: She called you a solar-powered douchebag.
Data: Before or after?
Geordi: All. The. Time.

Spock: Arming rear phaser banks...<farts> Phasers firing. Oops. Torpedo away.

Bones: Remember that shaft we flew up in using Spock's rocket boots?
Kirk: Yeah, why?
Bones: Did you ever find it again?
Kirk: Bones, I'm macking here.
Bones: Sorry, I forgot you like to pretend to be interested in what they have to say.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "You two have been in there a long time."
Kirk: "Just talking, Bones."
McCoy: "Yeah, that's what I figured. Sucks getting old, doesn't it?"

 

[Candlelight]

"On deck 6 you dine in helllll!!!"

"Don't you recognise a drunken engineer when you see one??"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

B4: "Would this be the right time for a Ghost in the Shell reference?"

Geordi: "No thanks. It's way too early in the morning for that anime bullshit."

Kirk: "Yo! Frank Poole! Move your ass! Some of us have places to be! Damn right of way laws..."

McCoy: "Who's been holding up the damn movie?"

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Geordie: What did you say was wrong, Data?
Data: My eyeliner program seems to be malfuctioning - recently I only appear to have it on one eye

Spock was regretting his decision to take up Synchronised Gymnastics classes with the Enterprise

McCoy: Who the hell is this??
Kirk: She's our new stylist; she decided on the new uniforms
McCoy:.. Well she needs to be taught a few lessons about fashion!!
Kirk: Yes, err, I was just about to... teach her a lesson... ahem

 

[Triskelion]

Bones: Pajamas!
Kirk: Go away Bones, I don't have time for a round of Fashion, Uniform or PJ's right now.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"On deck 6 you dine in helllll!!!"

THIS! IS! DOMINO'S!!!!!

"Lenny"...I just got that...

 

[shivkala]

LaForge: Sir, before I continue, I feel it is my ethical duty to warn you that, given the random, but coincidental discovery of this beta version of Data, not to mention the issues we've had with one particular beta version, this is most likely a trap.

Picard: Yes, Mr. LaForge, I am quite aware of that. May I remind you of our previous destination.

LaForge: No, sir, I am fully aware we are headed to Betazed.

Picard: And do I need to remind you of the reason for our heading towards Betazed?

LaForge: Commander Riker's marriage to Counselor Troi, sir, I'm failing to see the relevance of this...

Picard: And need I remind you of the traditions involved in the Betazed marriage ceremony, as well as the inclusion of Ambassador Troi.

LaForge: Are you implying that a trap would be preferable...

Picard: Mr. LaForge! I would never imply that. Now, if we can speed up this trap, we're getting ever so closer to Betazed...

Kirk (*singing*): ♫ ♪What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan? What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan? What shall we do with the drunken Vulcan, early in the morning?

Put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober, put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober, put him in a spacesuit and through an airlock until he’s sober,

Early in the morning!♫ ♪

Dr. McCoy: Two minutes? That's all? Damn it, Jim, apparently not everything takes more time to do as you get older.

 

[Triskelion]

Bones: Novelty tee shirts!
Kirk: Bones, go away. I'm trying to seal the deal.
Bones: Why doesn't anyone wear novelty tee shirts anymore!
Kirk: Go hump a horta, Bones.
Bones: See? That would be perfect on a tee shirt!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Well, this is a bit awkward.

 

[Triskelion]

Bones: Yeoman?
Kirk: Yeo-person, Bones.
Bones: History?
Kirk: Itstory.
Bones: Penmanship?
Kirk: Penwritegoodnstuff.
Bones: ComMANder Spock?

...

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Saavik:Compersonder Douchenozzle.