"Year of Hell" Question

[Captain Kathryn]

Is she hiding a penis under that hat?

No, it's a magic wand, silly.

So yeah basically the same thing.

Hagrid came to me in the night and whispered to me that Janeway is magic. They didn't want anyone to find out, but it was actually Janeway who defeated the Dark Lord.

Voldemort AND the Borg. HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT??!?!?

 

[bbjeg]

Which means that it's possible that in the final battle that she killed herself twice?

Yep, you broke my brain.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Voldermort couldn't kill Harry because part of his soul got trapped inside the snot nose brat, so it practically would have been suicide to off the baby wizard... You know what that sounds like?

Why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Voldermort couldn't kill Harry because part of his soul got trapped inside the snot nose brat, so it practically would have been suicide to off the baby wizard... You know what that sounds like?

Why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line.

LOL.

I'm actually a complete Harry Potter nerd. Read every book several times and seen every movie more times than I can count. God only knows how many times...

Anyway Janeway is magic and looks totally hawt in my poorly photoshopped wizard's hat.

And that isn't the only place she's hiding a penis. There's a giant Irish one in Fair Haven and also in Chakotay's quarters (pants).

 

[Guy Gardener]

His quarters wear pants?

They must be huge!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Voldermort couldn't kill Harry because part of his soul got trapped inside the snot nose brat, so it practically would have been suicide to off the baby wizard... You know what that sounds like?

Why the Minbari surrendered at the Battle of the Line.

LOL.

I'm actually a complete Harry Potter nerd. Read every book several times and seen every movie more times than I can count. God only knows how many times...

Anyway Janeway is magic and looks totally hawt in my poorly photoshopped wizard's hat.

And that isn't the only place she's hiding a penis. There's a giant Irish one in Fair Haven and also in Chakotay's quarters (pants).

But she doesn't have access to Chakotay's AND every time she drops into Fair Haven someone finds out and snickers. She needs her own portable penis, something more upmarket than carved leola root.. I VOTE FOR PRIVATE HOLOEMITTERS. She IS the captain.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Private Holoemitters?

The Doctor is going to interpret that as a bootie call.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It would be hilarious if transmission of the Doctor was blocked and the Doctor found a way around it so, Odo-like, he took the shape of the special space massage device that the Captain had ordered.

 

[Guy Gardener]

He doesn't see though his eyes.

That's all fake.

He doesn't view though holoemitters either.

If the Doctor felt like it, he could just "see" through all the ships internal sensors simultaneously, which is most probably how he views patients people two feet away from the proxy in representation of his face, but that way lies Voyager Conspiracy madness.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So if Alice Eve said "turn around" to him he could do so all the while secretly laughing to himself as he gawked.

 

[Guy Gardener]

He wouldn't have to turn around.

Doctors don't have to turn around.

(Bastards.)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

They do if they are not on the job.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Doctors are always on the job.

Some idiot is always taking their pants down, male or female, pointing to a spot and asking "Is this cancerous?"

 

[Gaith]

But they were to make allies along the way, the best way to do that in the space they're in would be to stay together a share the temporal defenses. The more temporal shielded ships out there, the harder it would be for the Krenim.

Ahem. I know you're only quoting the ep, but WTF?! You don't make allies when you're in an evacuation pod; you make rescuers and/or slavermasters.

 

[Guy Gardener]

And those escape pods can't have warp drive. If Kathryn spent 10 years fixing Voyager up hidden in that cloud, she could have caught up to those pods in minutes, possibly seconds.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

How long does the air last in an escape pod?

 

[Gov Kodos]

How long does the air last in an escape pod?

Potentially, for the rest of your life.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh what? So if you had a replicator you could just keep feeding it your poo and turning it into meals and water and drift along and grow old and die?

 

[Guy Gardener]

How long does the air last in an escape pod?

Potentially, for the rest of your life.

Clever.

Replicators make air.

As long there is power, you have air, food and water.

Oh.

Resequenced biomatter? That sounds finite.

Teacake, reread what Kodos said.

It's really quite funny.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Or you just suffocate. There's no guarantees on how long your life would be in that 'rest of your life'.