Dr. Carol Marcus

Dude lingerie is not gratuitous, it's universal. I'm wearing underwear right now.

 

For all those who have been offended, I have used the miracle of CG to fix Carol Marcus!

 

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Carol: So, can I rock a burqa, or what?

 

Abrams and his Cohorts are ruining Star Trek by showing people in their underwear. At this rate, there won't be any Starfleet uniforms in Trek XIII, just everyone roaming the ship in their underwear.

Oh remember the purity of Star Trek under Roddenberry when everyone was fully dressed and to skin was shown? Wait, what the fuck am I talking about, Star Trek has been a haven for quality T&A.

 

Star Trek into Dubai?

She's showing a scandalous amount of hand there, though. It's getting me a little hot and bothered, to be honest.

 

Great. She's a Ninja. Now you spoiled the whole endfight

 

Cue classic fight music!

Duh-duh daaaa daaaa daaaa daaaa duh duh-duh daaaa daaa!!

 

And she's still showing her eyes, the hussy!. That's it, the movie is ruined. JJ killed Star Trek. TOS never showed women dressed this little clothing. Clearly JJ hate Star Trek

 

Her eyes are very compelling.

 

It's not her job to "be taken seriously as a Starfleet Scientist." It's her job to play the part.

 

Wait, she wasn't cast because of her extensive background as a Starfleet Scientist?

 

Oh, that's taking things too far! Only someone with a background as a Starfleet scientist should be playing a Starfleet scientist. This pisses me off more than having a white girl in greenface playing the Orion in Trek XI.

 

And we love it!!

 

She's very method.

 

She's welcome to rehearse with me.

 

I'm sure if she has a role in some Victorian era crime-mystery she'll call you up...for you are so very, very old.

 

And an enthusiastic despoiler of youth, thank you very much.

 

I don't see why people are complaining about someone wearing nothing but their undies? Is it bothering Dr. Carol Marcus?

 

You'd have to ask her. Which might be difficult, as she is a fictional character.