Ian McKellen to Marry Patrick Stewart!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Didn't James Doohan become a father when he was in his 80's?

Mind you could be worse. When I saw it, I thought dear old Ian was marrying Kristen Stewart...

Brain bleach on aisle 5!

As for SirPat and SirIan: I hate to keep harping on this, but does anybody know what has happened to their Vegas version of The Merchant of Venice? I can't find a damn thing about it, no matter how much Google fu I engage in. And since I love Shakespeare works transmuted to modern times, I'm motivated here...

 

[Sector 7]

Mind you could be worse. When I saw it, I thought dear old Ian was marrying Kristen Stewart...

Sir Ian is gay. He was a crusader for gay equality before it became fashionable. Besides, I think Kristen Stewart only cheats on... er... goes with vampires.

 

[Australis]

^ Yes, I'm aware of his gender preference, made it even more of a double take!

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

Sir Ian is gay. He was a crusader for gay equality before it became fashionable.

So what? Gay people are allowed to, and in fact regularly marry straight people of the opposite gender all around the world.