Structure of the film (spoilers obv)

[BorgPhil]

from the trailers are we thinking:

Volcano
Noel Clarke helps Cumberbatch
Cumberbatch taken prisoner
Terrorist attacks
Cumberbatch escapes
Kirk etc follow him to Qo'nos
A finale

?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

CumberKhan at hospital
Volcano
Clarke helps CumberKhan
Kirk gets slapped down
Terrorist attacks
Kirk sent to get CumberKhan on Kronos
CumberKhan captured
CumberKhan escapes
Everything blows up, over and over, louder and louder, dogs and cats living together, real Old Testament stuff.

And that doesn't cover any of the interesting stuff.

 

[Nerys Myk]

from the trailers are we thinking:

Volcano
Noel Clarke helps Cumberbatch
Cumberbatch taken prisoner
Terrorist attacks
Cumberbatch escapes
Kirk etc follow him to Qo'nos
A finale

?

PROFIT!

 

[lurok]

Boy meets girl.
Boy loses girl.
Boys find girl.

With lots of 'splosions and jumping inbetween.

Don't forget Alice Eve is in the film. So far we've only really seen her screaming.

 

[anh165]

from the trailers are we thinking:

Volcano
Noel Clarke helps Cumberbatch
Cumberbatch taken prisoner
Terrorist attacks
Cumberbatch escapes
Kirk etc follow him to Qo'nos
A finale

?

PROFIT!

The Ferengi are in it??? Wow

 

[Franklin]

from the trailers are we thinking:

Volcano
Noel Clarke helps Cumberbatch
Cumberbatch taken prisoner
Terrorist attacks
Cumberbatch escapes
Kirk etc follow him to Qo'nos
A finale

?

PROFIT!

The Ferengi are in it??? Wow

Weller's "CEO" is one. But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

from the trailers are we thinking:

Volcano
Noel Clarke helps Cumberbatch
Cumberbatch taken prisoner
Terrorist attacks
Cumberbatch escapes
Kirk etc follow him to Qo'nos
A finale

?

PROFIT!

The Ferengi are in it??? Wow

Canon violation!!!

 

[Ovation]

PROFIT!

The Ferengi are in it??? Wow

Canon violation!!!

Who's doing what to which canon now?