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While that is informative, I'm more interested in a humorous take. Less canon, more hilarity, if you will. In somewhat a similar vein [ahem] to the "five words" thread.
"I'm a doctor, not a screenwriter"
I'm a doctor, not a stylist.
I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.
Good one.
"I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer!"
(Dr. McCoy's response in anger with the medical computer malfunctioning and not dispensing the correct medicine he ordered.)
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If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like
McCoy: I'm a doctor--
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.
Kirk: What does THAT mean?
McCoy: I'm a doctor--
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.
Kirk: What does THAT mean?
If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like
McCoy: I'm a doctor--
Kirk: Not an actor!
McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.
Kirk: What does THAT mean?
And I'm sorry, he's dead, Jim...
http://youtu.be/M63GVUAGc10
Wasn't there a parody (can't remember what format -- film, prose, comic...?) wherein Kirk (or someone) indicates an injured man and tells McCoy to tend to his wounds. Bones then angrily says, "I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay," then goes to tend to the man?
Sir Rhosis
Sir Rhosis
Leonard, I'm a physicist not a hippie. 
From SNL:
Kirk: "He's choking!"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a...oh, okay, sure!"
@Sir Rhosis
That was from a Saturday Night Live sketch were the Enterprise was repurposed into a cruise line.
Kirk: "He's choking!"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a...oh, okay, sure!"
@Sir Rhosis
That was from a Saturday Night Live sketch were the Enterprise was repurposed into a cruise line.
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