Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?

[hyzmarca]

I mean, in a straight up fight there's no doubt that the Sando Aqua Jedi would have slaughtered Palpatine, just due to the massive size difference. With Order 66 going on and everything, you'd think that he would get involved.

 

[Avon]

he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

 

[hyzmarca]

he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

He seemed to be alive and well at some point in time after the Empire adopted the TIE fighter, which is well after the fall of the Republic.

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[Mike Farley]

I miss Snaggletooth, Walrus Man, and Hammerhead.

I have no idea what a Sando Aqua is. Sounds like hair spray.

 

[Avon]

yeah.... never heard of it either. it seems to be some kind of expanded universe giganto-muppet. i think palpatine would just laughed at it.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

So he's a giant dragon Jedi? WTF!?!

 

[hyzmarca]

yeah.... never heard of it either. it seems to be some kind of expanded universe giganto-muppet. i think palpatine would just laughed at it.

The Sando Aqua Monster is that giant monster from The Phantom Menace, that eats the giant fish that was trying to eat Qui-Gon's submarine. There's apparently an entire species of them native to the oceans of Naboo.

 

[Avon]

oh. does literally everything in star wars have to be named and also be actually be a jedi or something now?

i change my answer to: it cant find a ship big enough to get off naboo and palpatine isnt dumb enough to go there.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Well, any living sentient being can be a Jedi so no big surprise.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

My first thought when reading the thread title is, they thought the Aqua Velva Jedi were handling it.

 

[PsychoPere]

oh. does literally everything in star wars have to be named and also be actually be a jedi or something now?

Pretty much everything gets named, yes, but I don't know where hyzmarca gets this idea that one of these creatures was a Jedi. Wookiepedia lists the animal as non-sentient and doesn't contain any information about any story featuring one as a Jedi.

 

[Set Harth]

And the giant lightsaber is really pushing it.

 

[Avon]

i think this thread should be changed to 'why didn't the giant sea muppet cut the deathstar in half with his massive lightsaber?'

 

[PsychoPere]

It looks like the "Sando Aqua Jedi" artwork came from the Star Wars Artists' Guild, where the caption specifically notes that it was made "in the spirit of good fun and nonsense."

 

[Mike Farley]

The Sando Aqua Jedi was stopped by the Space Slug Sith.

 

[Set Harth]

I want a Zillo Beast Jedi.

And my phone call.

 

[Enterprise is Great]

There's a Green Lantern that's a planet so seeing some big ass dragon as a Jedi doesn't really faze me much if at all.

 

[Avon]

you've become desensitized to the madness

 

[Drago-Kazov]

Looking at the title i tought he mixed Kit Fisto up with someone.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

It looks like the "Sando Aqua Jedi" artwork came from the Star Wars Artists' Guild, where the caption specifically notes that it was made "in the spirit of good fun and nonsense."

I think you found it. I don't think the EU has even gotten that crazy yet.