How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virgin?

[Trekker4747]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

And this is why you shouldn't post while on Ambien.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

OP that guy you brought along with you probably had a fantastic time. Out at a club, talking to girls, for him it was no doubt a great success. So be happy for him.

 

[Ethros]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

I sort of followed that story at first, then it just quickly went off the rails near the end. No idea what you're talking about.

Arrived where? Back at their place? And you went to the bathroom and "finished in 15 minutes"?? Finished what? Jerking off, taking a dump, snorting coke all together or some such dodgy activity?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Some people take very long dumps.

 

[Mooch]

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This thread is entertaining

 

[thestrangequark]

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^Oh dude, that's nothing. When I was 19 a guy in his late 30s or early 40s started hitting on me as I walked down the street. I was trying to politely shrug him off when he asked how old I was. "I'm nineteen," I said. He said, "Wow, you look so young! I thought you were, like, fourteen!" At which point I got the fuck out of there.

Ok, that story should be added to the definition of creepy in the dictionary.

It should!

That's a classic; I wonder if he actually consciously realised the implications of what he said...?

I doubt it. In my experience at least half of creeps have no idea how creepy they are.

 

[Finn]

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It's hard to understand what you are trying to say.

 

[thestrangequark]

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^On the contrary. I think it is quite easy to understand what he is trying to say: 32 year olds are totally old, gross, and lame, probably loser-virgins, and definitely the reason he didn't score those two hot blonde chicks.

 

[RoJoHen]

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Some people take very long dumps.

15 minutes for me would actually be a relatively short dump.

 

[Finn]

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^If you are serious, you need to check it out. It shouldn't take more than five minutes.

 

[sidious618]

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I'm like a dog. I crouch down, boom, and my dump is done.

 

[gturner]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Exactly. Maybe 15 minutes of humpback whale songs coming from the bathroom is what creeped them out.

 

[Amaris]

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Actually, something rather exciting happened yesterday. I work on a side street off Park Avenue in the Flatiron District, and a coworker and I were walking down the street to get coffee. We turned north onto the avenue. From the north a police van came barreling down Park. It was a white, unmarked van but the red and blue lights that would normally have been screened from view were flashing, and the siren was blaring. About a block ahead of the van a man was running as fast as he could in the street. He looked pretty average but built, was wearing a backpack, and had a phone in one hand. I thought, "Are they chasing him?" The runner was upon us, and the police van nearly there, and just then, a second man in a backpack and holding a phone burst onto Park from the side street a block up, also running at full-throttle trying to catch the van and the first runner. The van caught up with the first runner and stopped in the middle of the street. We turned to watch as the doors flung open, and both runners ran to the van. "Get in! Get in! Came the urgent female voice from inside. They climbed in, the doors slammed shut, and van was off!
I felt like an extra in an action film.

Awesome! Add "film extra" to your resume, just in case. I'd even go so far as to list several recent action movies, just to cover the spread.

Yeah, that's some straight-up ageism. Best wingman I ever had was 35... and I was 25 at the time.


This reminds me, though, of a moment that was a bit creeper-ific. I was sitting in Harvard Square, waiting to meet a friend. Behind me, an attractive young woman, also in her early 20s, was standing in the sidewalk doing some sort of promotional exercise, or soliciting donations or something. As I sat, I overheard two late-30s (if not older) guys chatting her up, one in particular. She was being polite yet uninterested:

"Aren't you a bit old for me?" she said at some point. I casually shifted my gaze to watch the response.

"Did you hear that?" The main guy asked his wingman in mock incredulity.

"Blasphemy," the wingman said in mock dismay, without missing a beat. This guy definitely had shades on. I forget about the main guy.

...

That was the only part of the conversation I clearly heard. I think it's pretty poor form to hit on people doing their jobs, and these guys seemed like douchebags, and the girl was attractive, so I wondered if I should butt in, and try telling them off. I also wondered, however, whether this wouldn't be more awkward for the girl, and also a quasi-unintenionally backwards move on my own part (hoping to play the knight in shining armor to a damsel in... well, probably just mild annoyance at worst). So I did nothing, and went about my own business.

... Reflecting on the moment now, however, a novel and arguably poetic justice approach comes to mind: I could have gone up to the guys with a big smile and told the main one "she doesn't seem interested in you, but I think you're the cat's pajamas! How 'bout buying me a drink across the street?" And keep hitting on him until they'd depart, leaving the gal to beam at me in gratitude and want.

Yeah, hitting on her while she's doing her job? I'm sure she needs that kind of crap. Still, I'm 32 and I would flirt with a 20 year old, though I've been told I flirt with almost everyone on a constant basis. I haven't noticed this, but hey.

Anyway, it takes more than looks to get my attention. If I strike up a totally casual non-"flirty" conversation with someone, it's likely that the more intelligent they are, the more I will begin to flirt with them. Not out of some sense of male libido trying to assert itself, or because I'm playing a game (I don't play games), but because I am really attracted to intelligence, whether that person is 20, 30, 40, 50, doesn't matter.

But seeing older guys hounding a young woman (and vice versa), it's quite sad. Also, I believe in personal integrity. At the first sign of "get the fuck out", I'm gone. I don't push myself on people, and I find it rude and unacceptable when other people do that, and coming from me, that's saying a lot, because I have practically zero personal space. It's rare that I mind being touched, but there are times when I find it unwanted. Usually if the vibe from the other person is negative in some way, so I try not to do that to others. It can be difficult sometimes, because I am a tactile person, but I respect your (general you) rights to your own personal space.

 

[Pingfah]

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I get much more interest from women of all age groups now I am in my mid 30s than I ever did when I was younger.

 

[Ethros]

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I'm like a dog. I crouch down, boom, and my dump is done.

Same here. I don't get why people take so long. I just go when my body tells me I need to. And when my mody tells me I need to go... I need to go. It's fairly simple.
So do these people go to the bathroom when they don't really need to, and sit there trying to forcibly squeeze one out one for 15 minutes, or do they just go, do there business, and then sit on the toilet twiddling their thumbs with a shitty arse for 15 minutes?


I like how this thread is derailing btw

 

[iguana_tonante]

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Some people take very long dumps.

15 minutes for me would actually be a relatively short dump.

Maybe you should eat some vegetable for a change, instead of surviving on meat and beer...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

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It has been explained to me by a half hour minimum dumper that there is a LOT and it comes out fairly slowly, in goopy bits. So when they think it might be finished waiting a bit produces another dollop and on and on.

 

[Pingfah]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Sounds like they should see a doctor.

 

[JoeZhang]

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I get much more interest from women of all age groups now I am in my mid 30s than I ever did when I was younger.

Same here - if I was single, I'd be having a great time. I'm very average looking but I have a decent job, own home, a waistline and my own hair and there is no ex-wife or any children - that seems to be very appealing. It's especially appealing when I visit my low income home town - it's not me they find attractive it's the potential for an escape and certain type of lifestyle - which is pretty sad but there you go...

 

[TheSeeker]

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Sounds like they should see a doctor.

Sounds like they need more fiber and water in their diet.