TNG Caption This! 279: It's a great day for the Federation everybody!

[TorontoTrekker]

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Doctor, I told you to find a cure, not a manicure!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: We seem to have miscalculated the size of the barrel needed.

CRUSHER: You know, Kirk would just beam them out in into space on wide dispersal. Called it "transfer".

 

[Mistral]

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The Bridge ejection seats needed adjusting.

 

[SciFi75]

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Riker: Beverly! Captain! I just got word that Wesley was flushed out of an airlock!

 

[SciFi75]

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Worf: One day someone needs to show Geordi how to enter a turbo lift.

 

[SciFi75]

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A self aware hand you say? I'll need a crate of Merlot, and three hours of uninterrupted time to further investigate this matter.

 

[Isis]

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Worf: "That isn't the best spot to do the hokey pokey."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

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Worf: A banana peel on a turbolift is without honor!

 

[doubleohfive]

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Worf had been winning the footrace until, all of a sudden, he realized he left his raktajino pot on.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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GEORDIE: "Hero of Canton?" When was Worf ever on Canton?

DATA: Catchy tune though.

 

[T'Girl]

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Beverly: "Captain, this is our newest officer."

Picard: "I'm unfamiliar with this species Doctor, what kind of jobs can she do?"

Beverly: "Hand jobs?"




> SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT !!!!! <

 

[boco]

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WORF: "Your shoelace is untied."

GEORDI: "Huh? Whoa!""

WORF: "Ha! You do not even have shoelaces!"

or

WORF: "It seems my banana peel security system is succesful."

 

[T'Girl]

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It was bad enough when Geordi exited the turbo lift in this fashion, when he started entering the lift like this, people just started to ignore him.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Rick Berman (OS, reviewing film footage): "I'm sorry, guys, but this special effects sequence of Giant Worf tossing Geordi out of the turbolift stinks to high heaven."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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WORF: My bad, I accidentally turned off the inertial dampeners.

 

[Mitty]

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Although the newly formed hand was mysterious, Picard was much more curious where Crusher got her matching Padd cover and Lab Coat combo.

 

[Igard]

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Worf : Ah... ah... ACHOOOOOOO!!!!! By Kahless! I've never sneezed out an entire Starfleet Engineer before!

 

[Isis]

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Worf had been winning the footrace until, all of a sudden, he realized he left his raktajino pot on.

Thanks doubleoh.

 

[Isis]

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Picard: "Guess who thinks he's awesome."

Crusher: "Oh, that would definitely have to be Will."

Picard: "I should have realized how obvious that was."

Crusher: "Will really has to get over himself."

Picard: "He's right behind us, isn't he?"

Picard: "Beverly, let me explain."

Crusher: "Keep talking to the hand, because this busy physician has much more important things to do."

 

[doubleohfive]

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Worf had been winning the footrace until, all of a sudden, he realized he left his raktajino pot on.

Thanks doubleoh.

I meant it! I had a terrible, terrible day the other day and I scrolled through this thread hoping to find something that would make me smile, maybe laugh -- and this one was it. The look on Worf's face is priceless for your caption and in my not so humble opinion you should win this week!