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TNG Caption This! 278: May we have your attention please?

^Jae :)

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Burton: *mutters* of course... I'm the only one without a date

Guy next to him: (looks over suggestively) I'm here alone too.
 
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Picard: I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams....

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LaForge: Calm down Worf, it's just a Jack-in-the-Box.

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As evidenced by everyone covering their crotch, the line to the one bathroom on the Enterprise was intolerably long today...

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Troi: (scream)
O'Brien: I'm dizzy!
Data: It would appear Commander Riker accidentally set the turbolifts on "spin mode" again.

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Ensign Ro, having lost a bet and being forced to wear a Vulcan hairpiece, was secretly glad the lights were dimmed today.
 
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Data: "Oh my God! What is it?!"
O'Brien: "Stand back! I'll shoot it!"
Troi: "Will you two calm down?! It's just my hand! And it's not even on the floor; it's just the camera angle!"

Wow, Skipper, I didn't notice that was her arm. Guess I'm overdue for an eye doctor visit. :)
 
Thanks for the joint win! Do we get half a trophy each?

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Picard: Dr. Huer gave us these blueprints and asked us to make it for him. Apparently it's called a "Twiki".

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Geordi: Worf... Who's been drawing little penises on the tactical console?

Worf: Errr... Look! A Borg!

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Picard: ...And we're not leaving till we get our replacement blu ray discs with the fixed sound!

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The Opportunity to have an "In costume" picture with your favourite actors at Star Trek: London was ruined when the photographer turned out to be be more blind than Geordi.

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Cain: The lightings an improvement, now we just need to get rid of the chairs.
 
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Though late in life, Captain Picard was still determined to become a man in the Jewish tradition by having his Bar Mitzvah.

But he made sure to brush up on both his Hebrew and his Klingon...lest he make the same mistake as Frasier Crane did at his son's bar mitzvah.
 
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Picard: "Well, it's taken our expert translation team weeks, but I think we've finally deciphered the message here."

Woman: "So what does it say?"

Picard: "Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."
 
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Worf: "Awk! Dammit! He stuck his head out for a second, but then he ducked back into his ready room and locked the door again!"
LaForge: "Damn, Worf, you have got to be the lamest mutineer ever!"
 
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Worf: "Why isn't my phaser firing?"
LaForge: "Post-production must have forgotten to put in the beam."
Alien [OS]: "So, should I fall down now, or what?"
 
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O'Brien: How many time do I have to tell you, Data? I was joking! I didn't really learn to surf off the Irish coast as a youngster! These surfing lessons really aren't worth--

Data: How do I stand again, Chief?

O'Brien: Oh Lord....
 
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"I hope this photographer is better. Last year's cut off everybody on the edge of the picture!"

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Things started to get tense in the finals of the Turbolift Breakdancing competition.
 
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