Anyone else love Cannon Films?

[Greg Cox]

it's bland, boring, drab and even the has been actors look like they just doing it for money and no other reason and look bored. .

Not always. A friend of mine played Robot Hitler in an Asylum movie and I believe he had a ball.

 

[Lonemagpie]

This... sounds like a movie I need to watch.

Did we mention that Patrick Stewart is in the movie?

Is he naked?

No, but he does french Peter Firth.

And it's co-written by Alien/Return Of The Living Dead/Total Recall writer Dan O'Bannon.

And directed by the director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Did we mention that Patrick Stewart is in the movie?

Is he naked?

No, but he does french Peter Firth.

And it's co-written by Alien/Return Of The Living Dead/Total Recall writer Dan O'Bannon.

And directed by the director of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist.

And the lovely Mathilda May

Spoiler: Spoilers

I can't believe you looked!

 

[Lonemagpie]

I mentioned her in an earlier post. Apparently she's embarrassed by this movie and doesn't list it on her CV...

 

[Captaindemotion]

it's bland, boring, drab and even the has been actors look like they just doing it for money and no other reason and look bored. .

Not always. A friend of mine played Robot Hitler in an Asylum movie and I believe he had a ball.

Yes, Hitler indeed only had one ball.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Yes, Hitler indeed only had one ball.

Goering had two but they're so small
Himmler had something similar
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all