What special physical and/or mental gifts do you currently possess?
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What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, KL.
How 'bout the power... to move you?
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, KL.
How 'bout the power... to move you?
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I have the ability to move objects three inches with my mind.
I have the ability to move objects three inches with my mind.
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History of Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man!
Riggagoogoo! Riggagoogoo!
Sorry. I need to go listen to that now.
Anyway, as for myself, I have the power to know exactly what I'm thinking, at any time of the day, and from any distance.
History of Wonderboy and Young Nasty Man!
Riggagoogoo! Riggagoogoo!
Sorry. I need to go listen to that now.
Anyway, as for myself, I have the power to know exactly what I'm thinking, at any time of the day, and from any distance.
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In cars or down in the park? Because he sounds different depending on where he's at.
In cars or down in the park? Because he sounds different depending on where he's at.
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My skills are numerous:
Summon Random Song - the ability to force a song to be played on the radio or television simply by thinking about it minutes beforehand.
Find Document - a new ability, that of being able to find confidential documents and files in a messy office more quickly than the average person.
Unholy Inception - the ability to implant horrific mental images of varying severity and perversity into the minds of several people at once.
Punning Linguist - my oldest skill, the ability to locate and bring to the fore inappropriate and terrible puns in any context.
Unnamed Skill #34 - the ability to turn anything seen or said into sexual innuendo.
The Great Pretender - my most powerful skill, the ability to fool people into thinking that I'm going through life extremely well when in fact it couldn't be further from the truth.
My skills are numerous:
Summon Random Song - the ability to force a song to be played on the radio or television simply by thinking about it minutes beforehand.
Find Document - a new ability, that of being able to find confidential documents and files in a messy office more quickly than the average person.
Unholy Inception - the ability to implant horrific mental images of varying severity and perversity into the minds of several people at once.
Punning Linguist - my oldest skill, the ability to locate and bring to the fore inappropriate and terrible puns in any context.
Unnamed Skill #34 - the ability to turn anything seen or said into sexual innuendo.
The Great Pretender - my most powerful skill, the ability to fool people into thinking that I'm going through life extremely well when in fact it couldn't be further from the truth.
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I have an exceptional memory that tends to focus upon the most unimportant details. I can sometimes predict one or two lottery numbers by choosing the first one that pops into my head as they are drawing them - it's a 1 in 49 chance but it does work sometimes!
I have an exceptional memory that tends to focus upon the most unimportant details. I can sometimes predict one or two lottery numbers by choosing the first one that pops into my head as they are drawing them - it's a 1 in 49 chance but it does work sometimes!
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^Can you see for miles and miles and miles? Because I can.
^Can you see for miles and miles and miles? Because I can.
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I've got an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
I've got an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
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I'm guessing you keep those in jars on display in your lab?
I'm guessing you keep those in jars on display in your lab?
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