That awkward moment when someone turns up at the party in the same dress as you.
TNG Caption This! 272: Love and Marriage
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That awkward moment when someone turns up at the party in the same dress as you.
O'Brien: "Wow! This stuff has quite a kick! What is it?"
Keiko: "It's kumiss, a traditional drink of my people. It's made from horse piss."
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Picard: It's good to be the king! Err, captain.
Riker: Who will make me, Mr. P?
Picard: I, Mr. R!
Riker: How?
Picard: By physical force, if necessary!
Keiko: Ewww! He stinks like garlic and testosterone!
Picard: And may they have a long and happy life together, filled with family, friends, many children, a house with a two-shuttle garage, unlimited communication minutes...
Crusher: Sorry Deanna - you know how he gets when he's had a few too many.
Picard: What exactly do you mean by that, Number One?
Crusher: Yes Will - what DID you mean by that?
Riker: I'm just saying that if you two would just sleep together and get it over with, the rest of us could get on with our lives.
Laforge (thinking): Cheating bastard. He knows I'll owe him a hundred bars of latinum if that ever happens.
Troi: I don't believe it.
Data: It seems Ambassador Troi has forgotten to dress for her wedding.
Worf: Nice flower though.
O'Brien: You'd better appreciate that I'm drinking this swill for you.
Keiko: Serves you right for making me wear the bow hat from my bridal shower.
Picard: Sucker...
O'Brien (to self): "This is taking a lot longer than I expected. I hope I won't have to miss my shows."
Picard (OS): "OK, Troi, you've been known to wear whatever you want and call it a uniform, but this is ridiculous."
Keiko: "Tranya? Never heard of it. But you certainly seem to be relishing it."
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