TNG Caption This! 270: Hanging out in the Alpha Quadrant

[SmoothieX]

Riker: Your analysis, Mt. LaForge.
LaForge: My VISOR is picking up remnants of combusted cellulose and charred animal flesh, and some sort of fermented liquid. If I didn't know better, sir, I'd say someone camped here last weekend.

Data: Lieutenant Worf, in my attempt to become more human, I have been studying something called practical jokes. Would you care to engage in something called a "Wet Wille" on Mr. LaForge with me?
Worf: I would be honored, sir.

Troi: I said my boobs have started to firm up, why are you scanning my forehead?

Stardate 42671.4 - Commander Riker experiences his first goatse.

 

[Ln X]

Riker: What's the status of the latest caption contest captain?
Picard: Unclear, the all-powerful being known as LeadHead as decided to take a break. Maybe today or tomorrow the next contest will be up.

 

[Skywalker]

Riker: "See anything?"
Geordi just gives Riker a look.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDIE: Two men came this way in a ground transport. One tall and one short. The short one was wearing a blue shirt and the tall one had a white hat. Both were armed with phaser rifles.

RIKER: Wow, you can tell all that using your visor?

GEORDIE: No, they almost ran over me!

 

[TrickyDickie]

LaForge: "I wish those jerks from 'American Digger' would fill in their holes!"

Riker: "I pity them. A standard-issue Starfleet tricorder beats the crap out of their metal detectors. I found a sweet 1794 starred-reverse large cent yesterday!"

 

[LeadHead]

New contest!

 

[Nerys Myk]

BUGS: Ehhh, what's up, Doc?

RIKER: Quiet! We're hunting rabbits!