Crusher: "After careful analysis, Captain, I've determined that this is fire."
Picard: "Glad you clarified that for me, Beverly."
TNG Caption This! 268: The light at the end of the tunnel
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Crusher: "After careful analysis, Captain, I've determined that this is fire."
Picard: "Glad you clarified that for me, Beverly."
Picard: "No need for your phaser, Worf. This young lady is quite stunning enough all on her own."
Crusher: "Eww! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!"
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Picard: Jeez, when Jack used to brag about how the night with you was always hot this isn't how I pictured it.
Crusher: You're just trying to get some time off to go make another small Irish film as penance for selling out to Hollywood aren't you?
Riker: Old school fans don't like the bridge design? Screw 'em. we'll give them twice as much!
Picard: Right Mr. Worf I want you to... hey, you're feeling pretty buff there. You been working out?
Worf: Time and a place Sir.
Data: Congratulations Mr. Worf, you win this week's betting pool by having correctly predicted which one of the three types of Starfleet ship from the movies we'd run into first this month.
Ro: I said Miranda as well!
Data: You said Miranda with the rollbar. This is the Miranda without. That is a totally different thing. Mr. Worf wins.
Ro: What the hell sort of a name is Miranda for a ship class anyway?
Data: Incoming hail from the USS Bozeman, sir. Apparently, they are unsure what to do with all of their tossed salads and scrambled eggs. Hold on, they're calling again.
Very clever!
The true story of how Data saved the Enterprise from colliding with the Bozeman...
Data: "Captain, I recommend deactivating our high beams. It appears we are blinding them."
Data: "Captain, I recommend deactivating our high beams. It appears we are blinding them."
Data: Sir, it is the Bozeman. Not the Boozeman. You're unlikely to get cheap plonk off them.
Burning Bush: Moses..... Mooooooossssseeeeeessssss!!!
Picard: You got the wrong guy, dude.
Burning Bush: Dammit!
Riker: Yup. Deanna is on the bridge. And she's naked. With Wesley.
Worf: I think I may vomit.
Riker: Klingon vomit?
Worf: Only kind I... <hurl>
Picard: Mr. Worf, do you intend to tear my chair from the floor?
Worf: No, sir. I intend to tear her head from her shoulders.
Picard: Ah. Proceed.
Crusher: "I'm certain, its the only way out. But we have no way of extinguishing the fire."
Picard: "And to think you criticize my constant tea drinking. Step aside *ZiiiiiiiiiiiP* I got this."
Crusher: "I'm sorry Miles, the readings don't lie. This sleeve is definitely shorter than the other."
Worf: "Not good Sir, the ship is at Red Alert and the Auto Destruct just hit 45 seconds."
Riker: "I told you it was a bad idea to shut the comm off while we were in the holodeck."
Picard: "Very good. Excellent. It looks just like Worf. Can you do a Romulan next?"
Ardra: "Oh for the love of Pete."
Picard: "Suggestions?"
Riker: "Decompress the main shuttlebay the explosive reaction might kick us out of the way."
Data: "Captain -- I recommend we use the tractor beam to alter the other ship's trajectory."
Ro: "What? Are you trying to get us killed? Why not just lock on to it with the tractor beam, keeping a constant distance between us until their inertia dissipates from pushing our mass, or until we can re-fire the engines?"
Picard: "Data?"
Data: "Oops?"
Crusher: A burning bush, reminds me of...
Ohhhh, better not mention that actually.
Crusher: "Sure, I'll scan it for you, Chief, but you're really worrying over nothing. 'Funny bone' is just what some people call it; it's not supposed to literally be funny."
Data: "I am sorry, Captain, but there is nothing in Starfleet regulations or our history databases pertaining to the matter of who has the right of way in situations like this."
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Crusher: According to this cheat site, we'll have to time our run for when the flame goes out. Then up a level we'll find the purple key!
Riker: The mirrors in the turbolifts have been a little annoying, really.
Picard: "Suggestions?"
Riker: "Decompress the main shuttlebay the explosive reaction might kick us out of the way."
Data: "Captain -- I recommend we use the tractor beam to alter the other ship's trajectory."
Ro: "What? Are you trying to get us killed? Why not just lock on to it with the tractor beam, keeping a constant distance between us until their inertia dissipates from pushing our mass, or until we can re-fire the engines?"
Picard: "Data?"
Data: "Oops?"
Lol!
How this episode should have ended without the Enterprise being destroyed like twenty or so times!Similar threads
