TNG Caption This! 262: Whoa There!

[inflatabledalek]

RIKER: So, who do I talk to about the "entertainment" in this town? If you know what I mean.

ClerK: Here you go, every DVD of Star Trek: Voyager.

 

[Steve1960]

Hi to all star trek fans out there.

 

[Steve1960]

Hi first of all I am 51 years old I have been a star trek fan for most of my life but I'm trying to understand how to work this. Sit. It's all new to me. Can anyone help

 

[Ln X]

The Picard/Beverly romance would only continue on pain of death...

Riker: Alright we've cashed in our winnings and we want the following: our 100000 dollars, of which 50000 will be spent on the following: a jacuzzi filled with pepto-bismol, some naked ladies; preferably Orion slave girls, and we're all wearing sailors hats. Next the girls shave our buttocks and in Data's case they give him a lubrication job... Oh yes throw in a pain stick for Worf here... Is that too much to ask for?

Troi: Sir I regret to inform you that crew morale continues to deteriorate with Wesley Crusher on board. I suggest we promptly kick him off the Enterprise.
Wesley: That's not fair!
Picard: Shut up Wesley! Counsellor would you personally see to removing this boy off my ship!

Worf: There's nothing better than steamed prune juice!

Data: Fascinating... I have seen many intimate positions before but this is... unique.
LaForge: Data switch off your TashaYar01 program!
Data: Switching... My mistake lieutenant.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win LeadHead!

Crusher: "This is NOT what I had in mind when you suggested we play a game of Laser Tag."

Data: "Inquiry. Why would they rent rooms by the hour?"

Troi: "And just 50 credits more gets you a happy ending."

Picard: "Sounds reasonable."

Data: "Geordi, might I ask what you are doing?"

Geordi: "Just hangin around Data, just hangin around."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: You were right, Geordi. Zero G was amazing.

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "In retrospect, Jean-Luc, maybe we should have pushed back a little more when they selected us for the Hunger Games."

Picard: "My bad, Beverly, I was blind-sided. What kind of a planet gives you a stylist but not a stuntman?"

Troi: "I sense you can save hundreds on car insurance."

Picard: "Did you sense I don't own a car?"

 

[Ln X]

DATA: You were right, Geordi. Zero G was amazing.

Amazing!!! You sir have committed an act of utter barbarity by making Data look like a pervert! Well done Nerys Myk!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Look, we didn't even open the minibar. So this charge needs to be reverse. Especially the "prune juice". None of us even likes prune juice! Right Worf?

silence

RIKER: Right Worf? Worf?

 

[Isis]

Riker: "If you won't give us a military discount, sorry but we'll have to stay at the EconoLodge."

 

[LeadHead]

New contest will come later today, feel free to keep doing captions in the meantime!

 

[Isis]

Geordi: "Yes, my joints don't ache any more, but how the eff am I supposed to go to the bathroom?"

 

[Isis]

New contest will come later today, feel free to keep doing captions in the meantime!

Thanks, LeadHead. A late Saturday changing of the contest works well after a busy work week, which mine was this week.

 

[Isis]

Worf (to self): "These teas are always so stuffy. Oh, I know how to break the tension."

<brief pause>

Worf: "Pull my finger."

 

[Isis]

After he attended charm school, Worf almost got his 'afternoon tea' behavior correct. In fact, his pinkie raising was flawless. Now, if he just hadn't taken a sip from the creamer instead of a teacup...

 

[Isis]

Needless to say, that day Worf was NOT a merry man.

 

[Finn]

Data: Hang in there, Geordi. Leadhead will be right in later today.

 

[NAHTMMM]

"Would you like me to get your lightsaber for you?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Troi: Smile to get them to lower their guard, then KICK `EM WHERE IT HURTS.

Counselor Troi's diplomatic advice could vary throughout the month.

Worf: This is not my cup of tea.
Picard, OS: Indeed not. Return it to me immediately.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up! Enjoy!