TOS Caption Contest #255 "Whups!"
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MANT!, TFTW. 
Crewman: "Of course I mean business. Not for nothing do I have this butter knife set on 'kill.'"
Spock: "Captain, this gentleman is correct. An individual should never end a sentence with a preposition."
Officer: "Just make sure that vhen you text your friends about me that you put two a's in 'Grammar' and only vun in 'Nazi.'"
M3 Green: "No, it was only driven to church on Sundays by a little old lady from Cassiopeia."
Crewman: "Of course I mean business. Not for nothing do I have this butter knife set on 'kill.'"
Spock: "Captain, this gentleman is correct. An individual should never end a sentence with a preposition."
Officer: "Just make sure that vhen you text your friends about me that you put two a's in 'Grammar' and only vun in 'Nazi.'"
M3 Green: "No, it was only driven to church on Sundays by a little old lady from Cassiopeia."
Gilbert Green: "That is very poor achtung!"
Nimoy: "Yes, his performances have definitely suffered since he got addicted to Australian beer while we were filming 'What Are Little Girls Made Of ?'."
Shatner: "Where's my stalag, mite?"
Kirk: "Yeesh! Do the females of this species look any better?"
Spock: "You are so predictable."
Joe: "You're casting a double shadow, Riley's looks like a chick with long hair, and you think I have a problem?"
Riley creature: "I was Rapunzel in a former life."
Sulu creature: "Curses, foiled again!"
Moss: "I don't even want to take this prop out of the package!"
Takei: "A Dalek-shaped bong?!?"
Hyde: "They finally decided to go with a version of the script written by Harlan Ellison."
Joe: "I have the song 'I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen' stuck in my head. You played it over and over again while I was sleeping, didn't you?!?"
Sulu: "Listen, buster, the only song I've had anything to do with lately is 'The Ballad of The Green Berets'."
Riley (thinking): Kathleen? Hmmm....that is a nice song.
Kirk: My god, Spock, it's Hitler!
Spock: Indeed, captain. I believe we are in what they refer to as a "Downfall parody" in which the original subtitles will be replaced with new ones to make it look like Hitler is yelling about a new movie or current event.
Kirk: I wonder what he'll rant about this time?
Nobody takes my Tasteless Food Squares and gets away with it!
Spock: For the record, this is the worst vacation ever.
Kirk: Okay, who was supposed to invite women to this party?
Kirk: Spock, any idea of the origin of this computer device?
Spock: I am only able to ascertain that it was created by Apple.
"This is rather awkward, sir. Spock and I thought we'd be the only ones at the costume ball dressed as Nazis."
Joe: "Yeah, let's talk about the coffee! You jerks took the last two cups and didn't make anymore!"
Spock: For the record, this is the worst vacation ever.
Kirk: "I TOLD you we should have gone with priceline.com."
Spock: "Why are you so gung-ho on this priceline.com? If I didn't know better, I'd think you were their spokesman or something."
McCoy: Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a maitre d'!
Kirk: Is it true the Fuhrer has a shiny red nose that glows?
[Spock sighs]
Spock: Captain, that's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, not Adolph Hitler.
Major: "Where is all of this graffiti coming from?!?"
Kirk: "My theory is that the Graffiti Zeppelin is flying over every night."
Spock: "That deserves a squirt."