I'm too busy on Deviant art right now, what with posting badly drawn sketches of unicorns, teenage angst poems and photos of mall goths.
I've done it! I've traveled back in time! 2009 is nothing like the historical records said it would be!
Then your next step is clear... "It is the business of the wealthy man, to give employment to the artisan." Hilaire Beloc. How much will you pay someone who doesn't suck to make what you want?
What about RoboRobau? (probably more closely related to Iron Man, actually ... ) Trans-Former Captains: Robaus in Disguise? Robau, Robau, Robau Your Boat?
How about the Three Laws of Robautics? 1. A Robau may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A Robau must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A Robau must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.