TNG Caption This! 257: Full Speed Ahead

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "Data has a new catch phrase!"
Data: "'Bite my shiny, metal ass!'"
Riker: "Whoa! He shoots; he scores!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Man with phaser: "I'll ask you one last time....Who won this caption contest?"

 

[bobarino]

Data: What the hell is this: Andriod for sale, slightly used, price negotiable. That damn Guinan!

 

[boco]

Riker: 46,47are you ready?,48
Picard: Why can't we just play waterpolo?You can play this later with Wesley, numbah one

Riker: Mine is this big
DAta: Mine is this long
Work: If I show you two how long is mine, I'll wipe out your smiles instantly, and you'll both start crying. I call it a targ

Picard: Numbah one,I will not tolerate that you do the numbah one bussines in my ready room!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Picard: Excellent. It looks like you'll still fit the pair that I've finally just received from Captain DeSoto.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Data: "Paramount announce second Star Trek spin off show"?!

 

[Gary7]

Data: "I cannot figure this out. I have no frame of reference."
Guinan (OS): "The key is behind you, Data."
-- Data turns around and looks up --
Data: "And I thought my sense of humor needed work."

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: What did I tell you two? Now clean up this mess!

Worf: Told you we'd get caught...

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Worf: Counselor!

Yar: Data?

Picard: Beverly?!

 

[Nerys Myk]

YAR: The latinum!!! It's gone!!!!!

WORF: But how?????

PICARD:I think the big fricking hole in the wall might be a clue, genius.

 

[boco]

Picard: Don't destroy the mirror! If we take Kirk on Board from the Nexus, he'll need it to see how awesome he is.

 

[Ln X]

Data: And the captain drives into his ladies like so...

Picard: I can't let you out Number one as I am in need of your services.
Riker: With all due respect captain I'm not in that cleeky sort of thing.

Picard: Your instructions are very clear. Find Mr Data, deactivate him, quarter him and delimb him. NO ONE refuses to date me!

Data: Molybdenum and cobalt alloys in short supply? Prices sky high! Crap! I need to get out of this city!

Ensign: Are you sure we need to phaser this part of the shuttle?
La Forge: The captain and one of his floozies totally trashed the shuttle, Picard is absolutely adamant that no evidence remains of their little scene.

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Nothing in the classifieds, nothing in the Sears or Woolworth catalogs. Where am I going to find lubricating oil?"

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Good luck on the Titan Will. Remember, there really is no substitute for the..."
Riker: "Big chair. Yeah, I remember."
Picard: "That too, but I was going to say assless chaps."
Riker: "Wait...what?!"

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Well that's going to leave a mark. Did either of you two ever consider knocking first?"

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "You know, most of us make our welds in close proximity to what we are welding."
Taurik: "I prefer doing it from a distance."
Geordi: "What a Vulcan show off."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Fascinating. Tebow has been traded to the Jets."

 

[Finn]

Data: "Fascinating. Tebow has been traded to the Jets....."

....Only if Denver had known Tebow would be responsible for the Jets Dynasty of the 2010s and that Peyton ended up in a wheelchair that summer after playing basketball with a couple of neighborhood kids.

 

[zephramc]

^

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Data: There is a sale at Penny's!

Geordi: According to these readings, the shuttlecraft is constantly taking damage as if being fired upon by a phaser.
ause:
Geordi: Hey, stop that!