I hate the new star trek movies, how dare they change things

[Captain_Nick]

The new star trek movies are so horrible! I can't even watch them they are so bad. The Cannon has been ignored, spit on, and torn upart!! The old Star Trek wasn't perfect but it was STAR TREK not this MAKE BELIEVE STAR TREK that 'J j Abrahams' is FORCING us to believe in!!!

Everyone knows Captain Kirk is not a cool guy that women want to have sex with! But not Uhura!

And what about Janeway?? Does Voyager even EXIST now that the TIMELINE has been IGNORED???? What happens to Kim and the Doctor???

I tell you the 'new' star trek is THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO PEOPLE SINCE THE EARTH BEGAN. YES, THAT INCLUDES THE NAZIS

 

[Therin of Andor]

The new star trek movies are so horrible!

You've seen more than one?

I can't even watch them they are so bad.

They weren't made for you.

'J j Abrahams' is FORCING us to believe in!!!

That was terrible how he dragged you into the cinema by the hair like that.

And what about Janeway??

Read the novels "Before Dishonor" and "Full Circle".

Does Voyager even EXIST now that the TIMELINE has been IGNORED????

The comic mini-series "Countdown" showed clearly that the old timeline continued unaffected when Spock and Nero fell into the black hole.

What happens to Kim and the Doctor???

You care about Harry Kim?

I tell you the 'new' star trek is THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO PEOPLE SINCE THE EARTH BEGAN. YES, THAT INCLUDES THE NAZIS

Many of us liked the new movie just fine.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

And what about Janeway?? Does Voyager even EXIST now that the TIMELINE has been IGNORED????

Janeway travels back in time and becomes NuKirk's cougar lover.

 

[Captain_Nick]

I haven't forgotten about that $20 mate

 

[Balrog]

But... But... WAT ABOUT TEH KIM!!!1!

 

[Captain_Nick]

You've seen more than one?

No, but I saw the one many times

The comic mini-series "Countdown" showed clearly that the old timeline continued unaffected when Spock and Nero fell into the black hole.

That's just bad science! Everyone knows that when you change the past the present is very slowly erased, and it usually starts from the head!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But... But... WAT ABOUT TEH KIM!!!1!

Kim comes backs too, as Janeway's butler.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You've seen more than one?

No, but I saw the one many times

The comic mini-series "Countdown" showed clearly that the old timeline continued unaffected when Spock and Nero fell into the black hole.

That's just bad science! Everyone knows that when you change the past the present is very slowly erased, and it usually starts from the head!

The etch a sketch singularity.

 

[Captain_Nick]

If Adolf Hitler was a MOVIE, he would be THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE AND THE OLD ONE

Somebody inform Star Trek of my disapproval right away!

 

[Winterwind]

And what about Janeway?? Does Voyager even EXIST now that the TIMELINE has been IGNORED????

Janeway travels back in time and becomes NuKirk's cougar lover.

I envy NuKirk.

 

[The Wormhole]

Harry Kim? What about Dr. M'Benga, why isn't he in the new timeline? A character of such depth and complexity should not have been ignored, but Abrams and his Cohorts would rather have lens flares and shouting Romulans than characters of depth and complexity.

 

[Hythlodeus]

Harry Kim? What about Dr. M'Benga, why isn't he in the new timeline? A character of such depth and complexity should not have been ignored, but Abrams and his Cohorts would rather have lens flares and shouting Romulans than characters of depth and complexity.

I bet a ridiculous high amount of virtual money that M'Benga will show up in the threequel.

 

[The Wormhole]

Harry Kim? What about Dr. M'Benga, why isn't he in the new timeline? A character of such depth and complexity should not have been ignored, but Abrams and his Cohorts would rather have lens flares and shouting Romulans than characters of depth and complexity.

I bet a ridiculous high amount of virtual money that M'Benga will show up in the threequel.

He should have been in Trek XI.

Oh hey, here's a thought, maybe M'Benga has turned evil and he's Cumberbatch's character in Trek XII. There's something about those pictures of Cumberbatch that screams "M'Benga."

I'm really not sure if I'm serious or sarcastic myself.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

After finding out how Gaila survived (because she's just got to), the loose thread that I'm most curious about is, who is that nurse who Kirk was flirting with when McCoy helped him into sickbay, and now that Kirk is the Captain, will she be on a fast track to Chief of Starfleet Medical?

 

[M'Sharak]

The new star trek movies are so horrible! I can't even watch them they are so bad. The Cannon has been ignored, spit on, and torn upart!! The old Star Trek wasn't perfect but it was STAR TREK not this MAKE BELIEVE STAR TREK that 'J j Abrahams' is FORCING us to believe in!!!

Everyone knows Captain Kirk is not a cool guy that women want to have sex with! But not Uhura!

And what about Janeway?? Does Voyager even EXIST now that the TIMELINE has been IGNORED???? What happens to Kim and the Doctor???

I tell you the 'new' star trek is THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO PEOPLE SINCE THE EARTH BEGAN. YES, THAT INCLUDES THE NAZIS