I shall prepare Nick a meal and after he has eaten I shall taunt him with my sleeves.. do you want to see Nick just what arms have prepared this food, do you, do you?!?! I shall threaten to roll them up..
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Ooh! I've never had good Vegetarian chili. I tried the Amy's Vegetarian chili, from a can, and it was watery and didn't taste very good.
^ The operative phrase being "from a can." Come to Brooklyn and I will treat you to dinner.
YOu know how there are angry drunks and maudlin drunks and all? Well, I'm a happy, affectionate drunk, and I thought I'd take the opportunity provided by letting the last, semi-sweet droplets of white wine from the bottle I just annihilated single-handedly. drip sensuously onto my tongue, to say that, of all the posters I've gotten to know in my 6 years on the BBS, Teacake= is one of the cooler ones even thoguh I still picture her as my mental image of the character from the ZOra Neils Hurston (Was that the author? Fuck, I'm pissed...) masterpiece, "Their Eyes Were Watching God".
YOu know how there are angry drunks and maudlin drunks and all? Well, I'm a happy, affectionate drunk, and I thought I'd take the opportunity provided by letting the last, semi-sweet droplets of white wine from the bottle I just annihilated single-handedly. drip sensuously onto my tongue, to say that, of all the posters I've gotten to know in my 6 years on the BBS, Teacake= is one of the cooler ones even thoguh I still picture her as my mental image of the character from the ZOra Neils Hurston (Was that the author? Fuck, I'm pissed...) masterpiece, "Their Eyes Were Watching God".
Where is MY wine??
I've always wanted to visit Australia...fly me there and I'll buy you a bottle and we can be good-naturedly pissed togehter1!
There''s this show on PBS I relaly like -- I;m pretty nerdy, I mean, just a few days ago I realized that my nerdiness had reached and acme (or a nadir? Who knows? Maybe the fact that I've used the word nadir is my nerdiness acme? HAHAHAHA sorry, I just really like playing with language and the thought that, given context, antonyms like acme and nadir can be used as synonyms is really fucking fun) whenj I was watching NOVA on mute because I'd already seen the episode, drinking tea from a Superman mug, listening to a playlist that was a mix of the DOctor WHo and SHerlock soundtracks, and going back and forth between lurking th eBBS and researching whaich companies make the most accurate TOS uniform replicas for my next Halloween costume as a sexy Vulcan, and thought, "Shit, I'm a nerd!" -- but of all my nerdy attribute sI think the nerdiest is my love for this PBS show about trains. And there's this train that goes accross Australia...I think it goes from Sydney to The MIddle of Fuxknig nowehere or somehtinf. Anyway, I'd like to go on that train trip after we've drunk our wine, -bTeacake_/b"
Curious. I have a friend who might want to meet you
He likes trains
He likes trains
The Ghan?
I've heard the trip cures everyone of any love of trains as well as amazing people with how scenery can remain absolutely the same for 1000 miles.
Oh and when you come out to Aus I will buy YOU wine. We have a lot of wine here, not expensive, very good. I shall buy you MUCH WINE. We shall go to wineries!
Same here way too picky, if i bit into an onion or some other veggie I didn't like I'd probably puke it back up.
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I'd gladly eat food made by someone with a quotation of Sir Francis Bacon tattooed on their arm. Or Roger Bacon. But not Kevin Bacon.
How about a tattoo of actual bacon?
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to drop acid.
Someday, I WILL get there, and I will hold you to that offer.
Exactly the same response I would have.
Nick, do you not eat at restaurants? Odds are you've eaten food prepared by a guy with a tattoo before.
There's practically nothing I won't eat, and in a place like that I doubt anything I wouldn't eat would show up. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head I wouldn't eat would be prairie oysters and brains the latter of which still gets sold here in some old butchers. I wouldn't eat dog or a few other things that are never served in my country but otherwise I will eat anything.
I would never eat food prepared by someone who was divorced. I feel your pain, Nick.
Divorced people are ok, what they do with their lives is their business as long as they don't try to convert me to their lifestyle.
You know what really drives me irrational? Getting kissed. I get paranoid that I might catch some other guy's dick germs. It's inescapable. I also can't watch a porno that features men with dicks, and there's no appetite suppressant more effective than watching another person chewing. Especially if their mouths are open.
You know what really drives me irrational? Getting kissed. I get paranoid that I might catch some other guy's dick germs. It's inescapable. I also can't watch a porno that features men with dicks, and there's no appetite suppressant more effective than watching another person chewing. Especially if their mouths are open.
That's deep. Deep as, bro. I mean, I never thought about how unappealing chewing with one's mouth open could be, but you're totally right.
I can literally feel your sarcasm. But not literally.
^You can't blame me when you make it so easy. That post was like an 80s stand-up routine, but the punchline never came.
Is there another kind?
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