TNG Caption This! 256: Back to basics

[LeadHead]

Good evening everyone! It's a little early, but I had the time, so we're starting early!

First in our pantheon of winners, we have the "Pakled Appreciation Award," going to:

Picard: They used their Crimson force field!

Worf: We are not strong

Next, we have the "Scarred for life" Award, going to:

Picard: I apologize for walking in on the two of you behind that curtain.

Next we have the "Wesley Crusher: War Criminal" Award, going to:

WES: Uh, I might have launched some torpedoes...

PICARD: And?

WES: We might be at war with the Klingon Empire.

PICARD: And?

WES: Sorry?

Next, we have the "Complete Awareness" Award, going to:

Picard: Pssst... hey, don't start a panic, but I think there's a Klingon on the bridge.

Next, we have the "Dark times ahead" Award, going to:

The conventions started to attract a seedier type of fan.

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Bailiff: Moar cowbell!!!!

Yar: "He's got a point, sir. 'Captain Q' does sound hella cool!"

This was a fun change of pace! I plan on doing some more Blu-Ray contests at some point in the not too distant future! Since we only have 2 other episodes to work from, I plan on holding off for a bit longer, maybe doing another free for all as we get a little closer to the summer.

And now, our new photos!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard didn't react well when Deanna solved the crossword puzzles for him.

Crusher: According to these readings... you're dead.

After hearing Riker and Geordi discuss their lovelives, Picard just started zoning out in turbolifts as a defense mechanism.

Swicthing Batteries aboard the Enterprise was a much bigger project than you'd expect.

Worf: Please don't shut the door on us, we're selling girl scout cookies!

 

[boco]

Troi: My mother is coming. And she plans to ask you to marry her

After hearing Riker and Geordi saying dirty jokes he wished he was having Wesley in the levator instead of them

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks FTW.

Troi: I've just passed my pilots test. It only took 8 times. Oddly wearing the skant seemed to make the difference this time.

Crusher: Where's my Milk Tray?

Picard: Damn... I can't remember what the blind guy is called. This is going to be awkward...

Riker: Captain! I'm running out of ways to distract the boy whilst you bang his
Mum.

*The pub was so rough and tough it was the only one in town you could get away with breaking the smoking ban in.*

 

[Captain Crow]

Troi: What are you doing?

Picard: I'm trying to start an internet meme.

Troi: Yeah. Sure. Like you doing a faceplam is ever going to become an internet meme.

Troi: Data is dry humping the warp core.

Picard: Oh crap, I knew that appliance humping robot from Robot Chicken would give him ideas.

 

[Finn]

Troi: I sense you are having a stressful day....

 

[Holdfast]

TROI: Cheer up Captain, your face-palms will spawn a million thread bombs.

CRUSHER: Worf, stop fussing. The black looks just fine. Not everyone can pull off the tatty beige Klingon farmer look like he can.

(But really, inflatabledalek has already given us a near-perfect line for this pic upthread. Genuinely lol'ed!)

PICARD (thinking): Would it be inappropriate if I told them I love them both equally?

WESLEY: First your nuts, now your butt? Give me a break. I'm not interested.

How TNG/Hobbit crossover rumours begin.

or

An Unexpected Party arrive at Bilbo's door.

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for the win!

Picard: "That's the fourth ticket this month, Deanna. You've got to take this more seriously--one more and they're going to impound the ship."

 

[Isis]

Worf insisted they start rehearsing their dance routine right now, pointing out that it would be time for another season of 'The Federation's Got Talent' before they knew it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: I sense, you found the news upsetting.

PICARD: Really? And what was your first clue?!

CRUSHER: Nope, still not making you look thinner.

PICARD: Great, stuck in a turbolift with the manwhore and the 30 yearold virgin.

DATA: A round hatch? What is this? Deep Space Nine?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crusher: According to these readings... you're dead.

Crusher: "According to these readings... you're a human female."

Worf: "You're holding the scanner head backwards."

 

[jespah]

And now, our new photos!

When I said I wanted soft serve, I meant ice cream.

God, this is so boring. I can't wait to start my audition for Klingon Riverdance.

If I knock their heads together, they'll both shut up. On three.

Everyone looked up when Worf decided to come out.

Round doors? Is this the Satellite of Love?

 

[Mojochi]

Hey! thanks for the pick

Troi: You do realize that I can tell what you're thinking, every time you think about my boobs right?

Worf: He's just a friend

Crusher: Whatever you say, but he's kind of young, & the priest outfit isn't helping

The conversation seemed to hit a dead fall, once the topic turned to hair grooming

Riker: Can anybody explain what this kid just said?

By the 24th century, one couldn't help being a bit concerned that every mysterious round door was a time portal

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Troi: "I thought you should know about this. Ensign Smith has three days leave on Risa coming up. I just passed him in the corridor, and I sensed happiness and anticipation!"
Picard (thinking): "Merde...merde...merde..."

LaForge: "I've finished the evaluation of Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, Commander. It's basically safe, except for the small chance of contracting various STDs."
Riker: "Hmm. That still makes it too dangerous to risk the captain. I'm afraid I can't allow you to beam down there, sir."
Picard (thinking): "WWJTKD?"

Worf: "No, it is not going to slice you in half when you try to walk through! You've been playing way too many damn video games!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Thanks for the recognition, LeadHead!

Troi: Captain, I sense a lot of sexual tension whenever you and Doctor Crusher are together.

Picard: Your empathic abilities?

Troi: Actually, most of the crew has noticed, too.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Geordi: It's a shame that Glenn Roland had to die horribly on the away mission. He was the only casualty.

Will: Didn't he have six brothers who also served in Starfleet?

Geordi: Yes. They all perished at Wolf 359. Glenn was the last surviving sibling. I'd hate to be the one to have to write his mother.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Stewart: "It's so depressing that the fans like those damn ship models more than they do us!"

Sirtis: "I know....that's why I block them from view every chance I get!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Deanna: "....so it was near the end of the hand, and Q
showed up and told Will he could read his poker face,
and now the entire crew has that song stuck in their
heads!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Roddenberry: "Budget be damned....that's the cheesiest-looking Guardian of Forever that I've ever seen!"

 

[Mysterion]

Patrick Stewart (thinking to self): *Sigh* I coulda stayed in London. I could be doing Shakespeare right now. But noooo! I had to go to Hollywood and try to be a big-time ACTOR! And look where that's gotten me...