TNG Caption This! 253: Season 6; To Boldly Keep Going...

[Gary7]

A few moments pass while Picard, Worf, and Riker watch Beverly tapping away on her PADD.

Riker: "Dr. Crusher?"
--no response-- tap, tap, click. tap. tap, tap. *crash* *Yippeee!!*
Picard: "Beverly?"
Dr. Crusher: "What?"
Picard: "Riker's test results?"
Dr. Crusher: "Ohhhh... Um, sorry. I just got so wrapped up in this cool vintage game called 'Angry Birds'."

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: "Trust me Captain, remember how you used to let me drive the ship every week? It's like falling off a log". You must have fallen of that log bloody hard Mr. LaForge...

Crusher: And it turns out Riker is the only one of you who didn't pick up the ancient disease known as "The Clap" during our visit to 21st Century Earth.

Riker: Expectations... subverted.

Data "Accidentally" cups the invisible ambassador. Again.

Riker: It's an ancient tradition as recorded by that great scholar Russell Brand, taking your son to lose his virginity to a prostitute at the age of 14.

Troi: I'm not a prostitute Will, and he's not really your son, it's the Captain.

Picard: Shut up and dance for dollars whore!

Picard: Congratulations, it'll be my privilege to perform a civil ceremony on board ship.

 

[T'Girl]

Riker: "Bev, what is this thing on the biobed?"
Beverly: "Hmm? Oh that's a alien device I studying, don't get to close."
Picard: "What does it do?"
Beverly: "It causes any male who get to close to experience erectile dysfunction."
Riker: "Why did you tell someone?"
Beverly: "I told Worf."

 

[boco]

Data: Captain, The commander and I are getting married and we would like you to perform the ceremony.
Picard: Wtf?
Riker: No one told you it's april fool's day today?

 

[bobarino]

Crusher: According to this Will, Jean Luc is your father
Riker: Nooo...that's not true..that's impossible!
Worf: Search your feelings Commander you know it to be true
Riker: NOOOOO...Nooooo

 

[bobarino]

Picard OS: What happened between you and Lt. Yar Data, The doctor reports that she is in Sickbay with severe pelvic trauma

Data: What can I say Captain, when she said... Don't ... Stop, I didn't

 

[boco]

Crusher: According to this Will, Jean Luc is your father
Riker: Nooo...that's not true..that's impossible!
Worf: Search your feelings Commander you know it to be true
Riker: NOOOOO...Nooooo

Cusher: I had you,didn't I,Will??it's april fool's day..

Geordi: Uh-oh! Captain.. we're out of gas... falling down..
Picard: What?? We don't use gas.
Geordi: Yes,sir. I was trying an april fool's

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Oh my God, I've never seen readings like this before!"
Picard: "Beverly..."
Crusher: "Will, according to this scan, your organic tissues have been infected by some foreign substance!"
Picard: "Beverly..."
Crusher: "Some kind of fiber-like material, similar to wool!"
Picard: "Beverly, you didn't have him roll up his sleeve before placing his arm on the scanner!"

 

[boco]

Nice,JG!

Data: It was not my idea to put a paper with "I'm a nerd,kick my ass" on Wesle's back..but I did glued it on his uniform..as part of my understanding humour- April fools day

 

[doubleohfive]

Data: "What? I thought everybody loves a juggling clown."

WINNER!

 

[Crazy Eddie]

"Commander Riker's smooth jazz album was released in stores throughout Alaska this morning. There were no survivors."

Riker: "Come on, it wasn't THAT bad, was it?"
Beverly: "We have three officers with phaser burns in their inner ears after just listening to your first track."
Picard: "It's the worst thing that's happened to the Federation since the Klingons discovered country music."

 

[Finn]

Riker: "Come on, it wasn't THAT bad, was it?"
Beverly: "We have three officers with phaser burns in their inner ears after just listening to your first track."
Picard: "It's the worst thing that's happened to the Federation since the Klingons discovered country music."

Worf: Warriors who don't go to Dollywood have no honor.

Picard: *sigh*

 

[Dr. Crusher]

Picard: Uniform shirt tugging is preplanned, Mr. LaForge. Please try to drive accordingly.

Dr. Crusher: Congratulations, Commander. You are the winner of this round of musical chairs.

After failing to convincingly portray the "glass box," Data could only shrug off his first, and last, attempt at professional miming.

Picard: Really, gentlemen, it becomes impossible to tell you apart if only one of you is sporting facial hair. Commander LaForge, as Data cannot grow a beard, you will have to shave yours off.

Geordi: But, captain, what about...

Picard: THAT is an order!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker: "Come on, it wasn't THAT bad, was it?"
Beverly: "We have three officers with phaser burns in their inner ears after just listening to your first track."
Picard: "It's the worst thing that's happened to the Federation since the Klingons discovered country music."

Worf: Warriors who don't go to Dollywood have no honor.

Picard: *sigh*

Reminded me of my old avatar

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "No, I don't know this one. But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it."

Riker (to self): "I'll take an away mission any day over these ship 'get-togethers.' If this doesn't break up soon, my face is gonna freeze like this."

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "Damn, I spent a ton of money, and all this thing says is that one of you is Klingon."

Picard: "Sorry, gentlemen, both of you get a demerit. It's not 'to boldly go,' it's 'to baldly go.'"

 

[Gary7]

Although the device looked like old-school tech, with floppy disc drive ports on the outside, it was capable of making an exact duplicate of a human being. With the replica finished, the ultimate prank on Riker was about to begin.

 

[LeadHead]

This contest has ended. Another beckons...