TOS Caption Contest #249 Under New Management

[Cap'n Claus]

The first test of the Kelvin immobilizer was a success. Once activated, the Major turned, extended his index finger as if in conversation, and froze in place.

 

[Santa Kang]

SGT CARTER: Pyle, explain to me again how this knucklehead got in here!!!!!

GOMER: Golly, Sergeant, it got all sparkly and Shazam! there he was!!!!!

 

[huskers57]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

The Finger Poke of Doom!

No matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.

 

[bobarino]

McCoy: Spock, are you sure this is where their porn magazine section is?
Spock: Absolutely, doctor. But I have no desire to look at what you called "playboy"

Kirk OS: It's about time you took off that purse Bones

McCoy: It's not a purse it's a European shoulder bag dammit!

 

[bobarino]

Colonel: If you don't tell me what you're doing here Kirk I'll lock you up for 250 years

Airman thinking: Should I tell the colonel he ripped open the back of his pants? Nahhhh!

 

[boco]

Mudd: Ok, Chekov, Enough of this.. I know it's april fool's day

Officer: Pull my finger
Kirk: Sorry,pal, I know it's april fool's day today ,and anyway, I only pull Spock's finger

 

[Ziriath]

Bones: If only I could catch the scumbag, who keeps stealing my newspaper!

 

[boco]

Spock: After you're done,doctor,please flush and turn the ventilation system.Oh,and don't finish the toliet paper.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Satan (o.s.): Welcome to hell, Mr. Mudd. As your punishment you will be harassed for eternity by three copies of Nancy Grace.