CapCon 80: Seventh Heaven
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ARCHER: "I found a pilot who'll take us to the Xindi homeworld. 2,000 credits down and 15,000 more when we reach our destination.
The only thing he asks? To let the Wookiee win."
Archer: "The bartender says this place will be packed in an hour or so. Heh! I just ordered Travis to save us a couple of seats at that table, no matter what! Let's find us an inconspicuous corner somewhere and watch the fun!"
T'POL: "The Captain needs to know about this.
This is not going to go down well."
TRIP: Whacha watchin' Sub-Commander?
T'POL: It's probably better that you don't know.
T'POL: "I'm not familiar with this production, but it would appear to be an early 21st century program on how to anger an entertainment franchise's fanbase."
T'POL: "I'm not familiar with this production, but it would appear to be an early 21st century program on how to anger an entertainment franchise's fanbase."
TRIP: I heard, Quinto was pretty good.
Nice outfit, Subcommander.
Everyone always wonders if I can read lips.
NOW I can.
Archer: "Incidentally, what's the proper designation for that hairstyle? We've all just been calling it the 'Moe Howard,' but that was from back when we still didn't like you very much."
"Trip kept saying you were on the rag.
Turns out it was here on my right leg the entire time."
Riker: "Computer, end program."
T'pol: "Computer, end program."
T'POL: Hmmmm.
So THE NEXT GENERATION was a holographic simulation all along. Perhaps this means "Sub Rosa" was never really canon.
Good.
Archer: "Incidentally, what's the proper designation for that hairstyle? We've all just been calling it the 'Moe Howard,' but that was from back when we still didn't like you very much."
T'pol "There is a Vulcan proverb which states: Only Pete Rose could go to Great Clips.
ARCHER: So...looks like you made another trip to Super Cuts.
Nice job.
T'Pol: Captain...
Archer: DAMN IT! Can't a man shit in peace?
T'Pol: But... Sir. This isn't the rest room. You're just sitting in a chair.
Archer: This is a Napper Crapper 9000.
T'POL: Highly illogical.
Suicide would have been far easier and exerted less physical effort than running that holoprogram.
T'POL: I sat in the shuttlepod for hours and waited...for THIS?!
Bakula: "Just think, Jolene. If William Ware Theiss were still around, you could look like you did in those mirror universe episodes all the time!"
Subcommander, I think you've got something on your mouth.
Oh.
Wait. Never mind, those are your lips.
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