TOS Caption Contest #247: Life Of Riley!
- Thread starter A.V.I.A.F.
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GI Spock receives a long distance obscene phone call from headquarters!
Riley: And tell that big dummy named Kirk to not show his face anywhere around here... uh...
Kirk: A bit out of line there eh Ensign Riley?
GI Spock: YeEEEEEOOOOO JOE!
"That's right - a giant smoke monster! It's heading right for us! Tell Locke to enter the numbers NOW!"
NIMOY: "No,.. tell him again,... I don't want to come in and read for the part,... No!,... Roddel-Bluey?,... no, never heard of him,... WHAT??!??!,... Green skin with pointy ears!!?!?,... Are you nuts!,... Listen Sid, you just focus on getting me a regular role on this COMBAT show,... I think this thing may end up being picked up longer than BONANZA,... yeah, I feel that strong about it,... And don't call me until you have something to offer me with a FUTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A.V.I.A.F.
Captain
Just checking in to let you all know that I am still alive and I have been enjoying the great entries you've all been putting up. I will be picking the winners and posting a new contest by this Saturday midnight at the latest. Stay tuned and keep 'em coming!
Nimoy: Have you seen my bike.
Hyde: Shatner hung it up there.
Riley: HA-HA! HA-HA!
Nimoy: This isn't a good time to ask about changing my long distance carrier.
Riley: Uhura says you suck in bed!
[everyone on the Bridge gasps]
Leslie: Oh no he didn't!
Spock: Ensign, you are an incompetent navagator
Riley: And you Sir, are an asshole!
Riley: I think I might have used a bit to much super glue when I fixed some of these controls.
Sulu: Ya think?
[squish sound]
Redshirt Ron: Son of a...
[wipes his shoe on the floor]
Redshirt Ron: I swear. If I ever find that damn dog that keeps shitting all over the place I'm going to shot the little bastard.
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RILEY: "He who smelt it,.. DEALT IT!"
Spock: You'll never get this one.
[clears throat]
Spock: Ooh! Ooh! Francis!
Riley: Gunther Toody!
Spock: Damn!
Riley: I'M THE LORD OF THE NAV CONSOLE!
Spock: Shut up Michael Flatley and lay in the course.
Riley: Don't you just hate having the shift after Britney and Keekee? They always leave five tons of stupid body glitter behind.
Sulu: Well, you could always do what I do and save some of it to make christmas cards.
Spock: "Jack Hughes? I believe you have mistaken me for someone else, Mr Riley."
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