TOS Caption Contest #247: Life Of Riley!

[Gary7]

Riley: "Talk to the finger!"

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "I say again, the situation is most illogical!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LESLIE (thinking): I gotta start finding a way out of bridge duty. The people up here are fricking nuts!!!!

 

[Gary7]

Riley: "Spahhhhhhhhk.... you're getting sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyy....."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RILEY: My god!!! the top of the bridge is gone!!!! There's nothing left but girders and lights!!!!!

 

[jep]

"Thank you for calling USA Prime Credit, my name Peggy. You got problem?"


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[Mr. Laser Beam]

"We'd like three large pizzas with hamburger, mushrooms and onions."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: There's been a mistake! Uhura does communications!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Hello?" (snickers) "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" (snickers) "WELL, LET HIM OUT!"

 

[jep]

Soldier-Spock: "We're being overrun and need reinforcements immediately!!!"

Voice: "For Espanol, please press 1. For... "


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[Nerys Myk]

GI SPOCK: This is Commander Spock. We have engaged the enemy but are facing superior numbers and fire power. I would like to request an air strike to...

MCCOY: Ever hear of being concise and too the point?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riley: WAZZUP!!!!

GI Spock: WAZZUP!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "As expected, Captain, their combat arms and equipment are quite primitive. These steel helmets are pretty bitchin', though."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Mr. Riley, I understand you're not feeling well. That's why I've ordered my security team to Riverdance for you until Dr. McCoy arrives.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOOHAN: Outta my way ya no name extra! It bad enough when Shatner does it!

 

[jep]

Soldier-Spock: "This can't be good..."


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[Gary7]

Riley: "Oh no, I don't think I can take it--I sure hope those guys make it out alive!"
Kirk: "Riley! This is your 3rd TV on duty violation. I'm afraid you'll have to go with these gentlemen."

 

[Isis]

The act was delayed while Kirk and Riley argued which one would be the ventriloquist and which one would be the dummy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GI SPOCK: No sign of that Captain O'Meara you said was coming. But a USO dancer just showed up.


...Nah, its a guy.

 

[boco]

Riley: "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven..."

Kirk:"Riley stop singing~~!!! GUARD!!"